THIS IS A DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT USUALLY THIS SELF CENTERED OR UN-FEELING TOWARDS PEOPLE IN HARMS WAY OR TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST LOVE ONES. I AM SIMPLY FINDING HUMOR IN A SCREWED UP SITUATION (plus when your a struggling writer like myself, you've got to pimp out every thought in your head).
Headlines: Tropical Storm Bonnie Batters Florida
My thought?...Well I didn't have a thought, I was busy researching players for my Fantasy Football draft.
Headlines: Hurricane Charley Hits Florida
My thought?....Florida again huh...Why do people put trailer homes there?
Headlines: Hurricane Frances Deals It To Florida
My thought?...Damn that new Father Of The Pride show on NBC sucks ass!
Headlines: Hurricane Ivan Heading Towards New Orleans
My thought?...New Orleans? Oooohh cool. Now I am interested. That's a nice change up. I was getting so bored of those Florida ones. If girls pull up their top to Ivan, will the Hurricane spit out some beads?