9/15/2004

FINALLY, A Hurricane I Can Get Interested In!

THIS IS A DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT USUALLY THIS SELF CENTERED OR UN-FEELING TOWARDS PEOPLE IN HARMS WAY OR TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST LOVE ONES. I AM SIMPLY FINDING HUMOR IN A SCREWED UP SITUATION (plus when your a struggling writer like myself, you've got to pimp out every thought in your head).

Headlines: Tropical Storm Bonnie Batters Florida
My thought?...Well I didn't have a thought, I was busy researching players for my Fantasy Football draft.

Headlines: Hurricane Charley Hits Florida
My thought?....Florida again huh...Why do people put trailer homes there?

Headlines: Hurricane Frances Deals It To Florida
My thought?...Damn that new Father Of The Pride show on NBC sucks ass!

Headlines: Hurricane Ivan Heading Towards New Orleans
My thought?...New Orleans? Oooohh cool. Now I am interested. That's a nice change up. I was getting so bored of those Florida ones. If girls pull up their top to Ivan, will the Hurricane spit out some beads?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your blog stinks. Your posts at Done Deal stink. You are not funny and your writing stinks.

Mike Seay said...

Thanks for all the nice feedback! Your criticism is very helpfull and constructive. Your soooo right, I really need to start "stinking" less!