Name one old guy who is better off than Michael Douglas.
Magic Shell ice-cream syrup is the greatest food product ever invented.
Don’t you hate those ass-holes who use the drive-up ATM to do ALL of their banking for the month as you wait for their ass?
Baseball is the only sport that is good on the radio.
HEY A.O.L….STOP SENDING ME YOUR DAMN DISC’S! YOU COULD PUT TEN ZILLION FREE HOURS ON IT…I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
Why is it when magazines review albums, they never put the song that has been released as one of the “hot tracks”? Does the reviewer think it makes him look smarter because he can name songs that aren’t on the radio?
Could Macy Gray just please go away already?
I love walking around in a new unwashed t-shirt.
Yes, I am a dork.