What Happens When You Die? [Dorktown Podcast]

Hey there. Dorktown has returned and we have some questions for you.

Seriously, we have questions.

Like, "What happens to you when you die?" Woah, that's like, heavy, Doc.

Some other things might go-down in this episode. Like Ratt collab-ing with Marvin Gay, classic 80s movies being developed into TV shows, the Han Solo movie, Dorktown declaring it won't be begging for money like some other podcast we know, and much more fun.

CLICK TO LISTEN: Dorktown228.mp3
23.3MB | 51:03 | Fowl Language!

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The 12 Best Things In Disneyland: Dorktown Podcast #227

As the wise man, David Lee Roth, once said: "I heard ya missed us, we're baaaack!"

The longest hiatus in podcast history is over. We hit the ground running with a list about Disneyland, Bells brought his keyboard from childhood, Speak & Spell tests the podcast's smarts, there is a complete breakdown of (maybe) the worst Jungle Cruise Captain ever, the Foo Fighters came to Fresno and we recorded a bootleg of it, we finally review The Last Jedi and much more!

Happy to be back, thanks for waiting, dork.

CLICK TO PLAY: DorktownPodcast227.mp3
35.1MB | 1:16:46 | FOWL LANGUAGE!

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-You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet & Instagram us @dorktown. Follow Mikey @thefresnan. Website: DorktownPodcast.com.

Paper or Tote? This Is A Serious Question. Dorktown #225

Yes. A new Dorktown! It's been a dang while and it's nice to be back.

We're going to play really fun Or Game this week. Who knew things could get so heated about paper grocery bags?!

Things get hardcore with Farooq too and stick around for some uncomfortableness at the end.

LISTEN: Dorktown225.mp3 

25.0MB | 54:56 | Fowl fowl language!

We are glad you're here. Thanks for listening!

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Zima Dorks: Dorktown Podcast #224

Take it easy on the Zimas and Bass beers, ok? Settle in and have some fun with us. We're going to play a booze-themed Or Game, listen to some Wee Beasties, make a podcast recommendation, talk a little Star Wars and much more Dorkness.

LISTEN: DorktownPodcast224.mp3
30.1MB | 1:05:48 | Fowl fowl language!

Thanks for listening!

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-Dorktown Podcast blog. Mikey’s blog.

Hanging Out, Fidget Spinning and Stomping Feet: Dorktown Podcast #223

It's been a little bit, nice to be hanging with you again.

This week, Bells comes through on a promise to start a new game then debuts a new "show" from Dorktown called "Stomp Yer Feet". We play some Sparklejet as Mikey gets pissed off about the one time he was forced to cut them off. Plus, there are no good "Silicon Valley" podcasts and more hang-fun.

Click to stream or download!: DorktownPodcast223.mp3
22.6MB | 49:31 | Fowl Language!

Thank you for listening!

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It's Bell's Birthday: Dorktown 220

It's Bell's Birthday!! We sing. We drink beer. We Or Game. We dork out about notebooks.  We report on the hot podcast. We get drunk. We do the things.

Oh and Bells has some exclusive Star Wars Land in Disneyland info!!

Click to listen: Dorktown220.mp3

Thanks for listening! Check out DorktownPodcast.com. And Mikey on Snapchat: trenchrun22. 

Give Me Something To Break: "Singles" - Dorktown Podcast #217

Things start kinda slow and funky as we take a look back at the Cameron Crowe movie, "Singles". Best soundtrack ever? Maybe, if it wasn't for that one damn song.

As odd as the first part of this episode is, it starts rolling once some live Alice In Chains is played as we then go into an "Or Game" that may or may not have come from Producer Becky.

We also look up articles on why podcasts suck and try to figure out if they are talking about us.

Click to listen: SingleDorktown217.mp3
[Fowl Language!!]

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Nevermind 25 Years Of Nirvana: Dorktown 216

We begin another year of Dorking with a tribute to Nirvana's historic "Nevermind" album. But not before we reflect on the death of Carrie Fisher, catch up with things we missed on the break and tell stories of water soaked iPhones.

Thanks for being here.

Click to listen: DorktownNirvana.mp3.
28.8MB || 1:03:00 || Fowl Language 

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A Chewy Perfect Pour Podcast Takeover: Dorktown 215

The Perfect Pour does a "podcast takeover" of Dorktown as infamous Perfect Pour listener (and Dorktown), Chew Your Beer comes on WITH Nick and Matt, cohosts of The Perfect Pour.

We play an Or Game, talk Christmas, Disneyland, Barbecuing and a lot more! Hella fun episode!

Listen here!: ChewYourDorktown.mp3
24.7MB || 54:00 || Fowl Language 

PODCAST LINKS

-You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us.
-Dorktown Podcast blog. Mikey’s blog.

Where Is My TV Guide and Tom Cruise?: Dorktown Podcast #214

Check this episode of Dorktown for a classic "Or Game" with TV Guides and Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins PLUS a "Is It Metal" game mixed in, complete with shoplifting stories AND the best theory ever on why Tom Cruise is still the Church Of Scientology! Plus Playgirl wonderings and a special caller.

Find out how to help fellow indie podcasters over at BaldMove.com.

Thanks for listening and supporting indie podcasting.

CLICK TO LISTEN: DorktownPlaygirl214.mp3
 21MB || 46:05 || Fowl Language (lots)

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America's Original Hangout Podcast: Dorktown [#213]

Bells begins by forcing Mikey to do something he does not want to do. Then we get into some podcasting talk - like Dawn & Drew and couples podcasting. A dude calls in to try and upset Bells. Then we play listener supported Or Game questions. We play some Vanessa Silberman. Nobody seems to care that Kanye West is coming to Fresno. Netflix recos. More Or Games and some Star Wars updates.

LISTEN: DorktownPodcast213.mp3
33.7MB | 1:13:48 | Language

PODCAST LINKS

-You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us.
-Dorktown Podcast blog. Mikey’s blog.

The Episode That Should Not Be: Dorktown #211

There's a long-running question among podcasters: Is it better to post an episode that sucks but is still released on time, OR  is it better to post nothing at all and hope the next try will be better?

We chose to post.

This is an example of what happens when you record really late and then go through an hour long sound malfunction. People start to bail. Somebody bails in this episode, and rightfully so.

And when the outline of the show (that wasn't the greatest to start with) relies on said people that are no longer there, you're in trouble. Podcasting can be rough sometimes.

So here it is. In all, it's uncomfortable glory. Complete with a music break from Save Us From The Archon. Episode 211 of Dorktown:

Click: DorktownPodcast211.mp3
 17.5 | 38:15 | Language

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The Blade and The Fox: Dorktown 210

Questions will be answered in this episode of Dorktown. Some of those questions:

• Has Bells got his precious knife back?
• Was Nolan Ryan at a Fresno Grizzlies game?
• How the hell is The Comedy Button podcast making so much damn money?
• Is the new Metallica song any good?
• What is spooking the Studio Labs?
• What did Becky have to do for her bachelorette party?

This and more if you are awesome and listen.

CLICK: DorktownQuestions.mp3

PODCAST LINKS

-You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us.
-Dorktown Podcast blog. Mikey’s blog.

Ain't That Right, Uh Huh? Dorktown #209

This episode, there's "Knife Talk", some actual serious talk about guns, the magic of Orlando Bloom's nakedness, Bells and Becky give The Perfect Pour some constructive criticism,  Chew Your Beer gives us a call and plenty of Or Game questions to CHEW on (with a epic Bells rant), plus, greatest Little Rascal of All Time!

Click to listen: DorktownORlandoBloomers.mp3

Fonzy Eyyyhhh to YOU for listening!

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-You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us.
-Dorktown Podcast blog. Mikey’s blog.

Classic Breakfast Cereal "Or Game": Dorktown Podcast 208

We eat cereal dry (well, some of us do) and drink beer while we decide if things are METAL, talk some Star Wars, play some new stuff from Farooq, and have the ultimate cereal Or Game! Will your favorite classic cereal be dissed?

Listen to find out: DorktownPodcast208.mp3

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Like, this is, like, Dorktown or like, you know, whatever [Dorktown #206]

Mikey has issues. Things he has been trying to fix for years but has yet to. Time to turn to Producer Becky, Bells and the Dorktown Listener for help.

For somebody that's been podcasting for 11 years, Mikey still has a giant speaking crutch that he can't get rid of and is finally owning up to it. Please help the man.

Plus there will be a Or Game conducted by Bells, a forever listener that comes through the Dorktown Studio to discuss the old days of local podcasting. And, most of all, we say goodbye to a couple podcasters we love.

All this and more things to dork out about, on the latest Dorktown.

CLICK TO LISTEN: LikeDorktownPodcast206.mp3
27.2 MB | 59:36 | Language

SHOW THINGS:

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What Are You Prepared To Do? Dorktown Podcast #204

Everybody loves talking like Sean Connery. So this episode we talk like Sean Connery. We pick out the top Connery character lines and let Bells do his best Scottish voice.

There also just might be a call from somebody that will cause quite a BOONDOGGLE. Plus an unexpected tribute to an old actor we miss.

CLICK TO LISTEN: DorktownSeanCon.mp3

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Dorks N Roses: Dorktown Podcast #203

Guns and Roses. That's what this episode is about. Guns and effing Roses. There's an Or Game. Bells reviews the Guns and Roses Las Vegas Show as only he can. 

MUSIC BREAK: Guns N Roses live in Las Vegas w' Sebastian Bach "My Michelle".

Oh yeah, we also drink some Chocotaso made by Chew Your Beer, a little bit of podcasting talk, Snapchat ("trenchrun22" for Mikey) and what nots.

LISTEN HERE!: DorksNRoses.mp3
                     25.6 MB | 53:43 | Language

SHOW LINKS:
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Did We Talk About This Already?: Dorktown #202

Bells finally listened back to some Dorktowns and decided we talk about the same things too much. So to celebrate, we talk about the same things.

We break down the cussing in the Big Lebowski (you are going to hear even more cussing than normal this episode...you have been warned). Play some Kenny Rodgers? Throw in a little Star Wars, talk some Axl, listen to voicemails and bingo bango you've got a Dorktown.

Please enjoy, dork! (seriously, the most F-Bombs you've ever heard, thank you, Josh Stock).

Click to play: DorktownAgain202.mp3

*Additional music by Townes Van Zandt.

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We Eat Oreo Cookies Like Adults: Dorktown Podcast 200

Yep. 200 episodes of Dorktown. It took almost 11 years but we are here.

What does one do for their 200th episode? Well, we sure like to play Or Games, so why not have the whole episode an Or Game? So that's what we do, with the help of Nick and Karen, random Or Game the whole episode.

Thank you EVERYONE! Everyone that has ever listened to and supported us. Thank you. Big Fonzy Eyyy to you for listening to this!

Click and listen: DorktownPodcast200.mp3

Music break by Strange Vine from Dorktown 159.
29.4 MB | 1:04:25 | Explicit Content

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