The Outer Rim Of Podcasting: Dorktown Podcast #207

"How do you know I bought these clothes at K-Mart? Were you shopping at K-Mart?"

The above questioning will make sense after you listen to the show. We're going to talk dealing with hangovers with a kid around, grills, play an Or Game (thanks, Chew), talk High Speed Rail?, drink some beer and say some fun stuff. 

This week's music provided by The Argyle Pimps.

Click to listen: OuterRimOfPodcastingDorktown207.mp3
23.8 || 52:09 || Language and bad talk

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Get Off Your Google Bike, Dork! [Dorktown Podcast #205]

http://theperfectpour.podbean.com/mf/web/c6juhk/DorktownEpisode205.mp3

Have you heard of Google's bikes? Well Producer Becky had an encounter with them and things happened. Good times. A listener submits an Or Game. Standing at rock shows gets debated. Becky gets a call about her past and we recount a show from The Cure and we somehow bring up Eric Roberts.

PLUS! Mikey has a real exchange with Gary Vee. 

Listen: DorktownCure.mp3

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Master Yoda... you survived: Dorktown Podcast #201

We look to shortlist.com to help us with the "15 Greatest Star Wars Scenes of All Time". We break their list down, Dorktown style. We also drink craft beer and Bells has an epic yelling session at radio people invading the podcasting space.

LISTEN: StarWarsScenesDorktwon201.mp3
23.09 MB | 53:13 | Explicit Content

Music break by Meet Me In Montauk.

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Desert Hobos and Star Wars Villains: Dorktown #197

Something is waiting in the bushes of podcasting... and it's this episode of Dorktown.

Is Rick Dee's still alive? It takes a while to figure out. Mikey also tries to rant about what's wrong with the podcasting space right now but Becky and Bells won't allow it and everyone goes to check their Linkedin account.

Oh and we also play a Star Wars "Or Game" with a villain theme. There's a MUSIC BREAK from Bad Lip Reading's "Bushes Of Love". And something to think about: How fat will Axl Rose be for the Guns n' Roses reunion tour?

Have some fun with us.

LISTEN: BushesOfDorktown.mp3
27 MB | 59:07 | Explicit

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Star Wars: The Dork Awakens - Dorktown Podcast #196

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Our winter podcasting break is finally over! We begin 2016 with our review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Quite possibly the latest review of TFA on the Internet.

Don't worry, if you're trying to remain spoiler free (really, still?), we saved it for the final segment of the show. Before that we review what we liked (and maybe didn't like) about 2015 - including our picks for podcasts of the year!

Plus we review some indie beer and play some Puscifer - don't sue us, Maynard.

Thanks for hanging with our consistently inconsistent schedule of shows!

LISTEN: TheDorkAwakens196.mp3
31.8 MB | 1:10 | explicit

(WARNING: Listen for all the cussing!)

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I'm So Over It: Dorktown Podcast #194

We have a new game to play this week...ok, so we kinda stole it from our game "For It Or AgainIt" but still it's, like, new.

"Over It or Into It" gets debut! Plus, Mikey makes some people feel very uncomfortable in an elevator. This week, on DORKTOWN!

 Direct download: DorktownOverIt194.mp3

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Metal Disneyland, Podrods and Getting Rammy: Dorktown Podcast #175

Is it? Is Disneyland 'metal'? Of course it is, man. But there are parts of Disneyland that are NOT metal.

Karen and Nick (from The Perfect Pour podcast) join us to help with our metal debate. We also play some Trumpet Solo, talk about a little music and podcast news. And we can't NOT talk about beer with Nick being on. Also, things get a little 'ramm-y" (if ya know what I mean).

LISTEN, YO!
Direct download: MetalDisneylandDorktown175.mp3
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I GOTTA CUT LOOSE. FOOTLOOSE!: The 80s Movie Episode - Dorktown #172

A themed "Or Game"  of epic proportions: 80s movies. Listen to the battles; Michael Douglas movies vs. Michael Douglas movies, Rocky vs. Arnold,  ET vs. Back To The Future, I SAID IT'S EPIC!

There's other stuff too but who cares!?

LISTEN TO THIS, MARVIN!: 80sMovieOrGameDorktown172.mp3

Music break is Strange Vine (check them out at Spanspek this year)

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New Home For Dorks

Yo. So after eight years (I think maybe it's more actually) of posting stuff on this Blogger blog, I finally got a website to move the Dorktown Podcast stuff over to: dorktownpodcast.com

This move includes Dorktown's monthy Podcast Rankings. Plus there will be more blog posts about stuff that relates to Dorktown and podcasting in general and we will be posting our other podcasts on the network (Flowing With Famous and The Perfect Pour) too.

We still we be posting the Dorktown's here first just because that's where the iTunes and Stitcher gets the feed from. But once we figure out how to move those without the world ending, that will be moved to.

So come check out the new home, nothing fancy, just dorkass stuff as usual.

Sex Ed Dorks - Dorktown #135

Welcome to Dorktown. Some junk to expect this episode:

• Reid calls to set the record straight. 
• Remotes from Fresno Brewing Company. 
• Mikey makes things weird and uncomfortable. 
• The new Alice In Chains song is broke down. 
• More worrisome Dorkline voicemails.
• Clovis perverts.
• Beer fridge talk.
• Downtown Abby not playing with this crowd.
• Fonzy Eyyys include This Is Conlan, the First Dude of Fresno and more.
• Mikey gets Sex Educated.

Stream or download to listen: SexEdDorksEP135.mp3

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More "Dorkwork" podcasts include Flowing With Famous and The Perfect Pour.

Don't forget to go out and have a nice craft beer from our Fresno Friends at Tioga Sequoia!

Kim & Greg Are Dorks! - Dorktown #131

The comedy and musical stylings of Kim & Greg join the podcast...for the "first time". Join in on the uncomfortable silences and listen in to see how long it takes the Dorktown Gang to catch on to what the hell Kim & Greg are doing. After that, hang out for Episode 131-B to actually FIND OUT what the hell just happened. Listen for a special appearance by TV's Chuck Leonard!

Listen here: KimAndGregAreDorks.mp3


You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us. Thanks and junk! Dorktown is also on Untappd and Instagram! More "Dorkwork" podcasts include Flowing With Famous and The Perfect Pour.
Don't forget to go out and have a nice craft beer from our Fresno Friends at Tioga Sequoia!

Dorkdoggled - Dorktown #130

A new year brings the same Dork junk. We play the old game "Tagline" for HIGH STAKES! Bells tells us of old 'supergroups' like Armageddon., Timmy T talk...again, pager talk...again, Fonzy Eyyys are podcast heavy. New 'podcast' pilot episode "Boondoggle" debuts!

Download #130 or stream it here: BoondorkaledDorktown130.mp3

Music break by: Jawbreaker - "Want". Download your own Jawbreaker song here.

(FYI: Audio is a little funky in the beginning, if you can get through it, it gets less funky as it goes on...Mikey sucks at recording.)



You can also find this pod on iTunes and Stitcher. Like our Face and Tweet us. Thanks and junk! Dorktown is also on Untappd and Instagram! More "Dorkwork" podcasts include Flowing With Famous and The Perfect Pour.

Don't forget to go out and have a nice craft beer from our Fresno Friends at Tioga Sequoia!

Remotely Drunk - Dorktown #119

We just had a lot of fun with this one. Too much? Yes. Annoying sometimes? Yes. But good times. Dorktown's first ever guest, Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection" comes back and gets rude with the gang. As usual we talk (over each other) about: Fresno, Clovis, craft beer, beer beer, Gold Lays, sexy Armenians, extra holes, other podcasts and so on. We also play a mega Or Game/Forit Or Againit/Is It Metal.

Make sure to listen for the remotes with Dead In 60 Years!! Plus some live Light Thieves and we play the new Fierce Creatures. BONUS remote with the mom older sister of Whitney Freeman from Achievement House. There may even be a "Bert" Easter Egg in a remote or two.

It gets real "drunk-y" so be warned. Have a listen:

RemotelydrunkDorktown119.mp3

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Dorktown's Top Podcasts From June

Sorry for the delay as the holiday week messed us up and junk. If you haven't, check out May's top podcasts. Below is a fresh list with some new pods showing up and some movement from ones that have stuck around. Lots of changes in both the sponsored and indie podcasts - both have new number ones! Check it:

DORKTOWN MAINSTREAM PODCAST TOP TEN FROM JUNE 2012

1. Professor Blastoff
2. Fat Man on Batman
3. Ear Candy
4. WTF - With Marc Maron
5. Who Charted?
6. Mohr Stories
7. Nerdist
8. The Duncan Trussell Family Hour
9. The Mutant Season
10. Comedy Bang Bang

Others receiving votes: Amplified, Todd Glass, The Fort Podcast, Sound Opinions.

DORKTOWN INDIE PODCAST TOP TEN FROM JUNE 2012

1. Growler Radio
2. The Married Gamers
3. Food Is The New Rock
4. Wost Friends
5. Mostly Harmless With Dammit Damian
6. Dead In 60 Years
7. Craft Beer Talk
8. Tiny Odd Conversations
9. Firnecast
10. Succotash Show

Others receiving votes: Brothers From Different Mothers,  Portland Adventure Hour, Concert Daze, Drunkards Call.

There are more that Dorktown and our contributors listen to, but those are the tops from June. If you have a suggestion of what Dorks should be listening (or not listening to), leave a comment or email mike@dorktown.net. This feature is here to support the podcast scene and will be back at the beginning of each month with a new Top Ten.

Quiet Americans - Dorktown #117

In the latest episode of Dorktown, the crew is joined by Eli and Luke from Fresno noise pop band The Quiet Americans. some things discussed:

• Dorktown has joined forces with Tioga Sequoia Brewing (you know, like every other podcast in town).
• Craft beer and a review of Rogue's Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale.
• Buy stamps and the post office.
• What's going on with the Quiet Americans.
• Fresno crowds.
• MUSIC BREAK!: "Selia"
• Stories of the road.
• Bells Air Guitar stories.
• LA, SF and East Bay venues.
• Fresno pizza.
• Mike's Lounge: Does it need the 'hipster treatment'?
• Fonzy Eyyyss.

Click and listen:
Dorktown117LukeandEli.mp3

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Drunk Town - Dorktown #113

Dorktown is back to hang out, drink some beer with you and maybe trade a Fresno drinking story or two. Listen for stuff like:

• Another Chewbacca and the Rhythm Wookiees shout out.
• It's Dove nesting season in Fresno.
• Beer Dork segment: Mikey was a late beer drinker, Bells was an early scotch drinker, Fig Orchard parties and what not.
• Music break: The Dirty Stomp.
• Podcasts rule.
• A beer themed "Or Game"!
• Why would Bells go to the Hunger Games?
• Fonzy Eyyys.
  

Click or download this:

DorktownEp113.mp3

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Contact: mike@dorktown.net 

Dorktown Episode 97 - This Is Not Suitable For Anyone

It's not for everyone ... well, it's really not for anyone. It's NSFA. It's Dorktown Podcast. But, you know, listen anyway. Listen for stuff like this:

• Trumpet Solo is now on iTunes.
• Reid calls from Virgina.
• Thanks to fellow podcasters, DI60Y.
• A 'live' remote from North Fresno.
• Disneyland and no Fresno at California Adventure - well, except for the replica Roeding Park restrooms.
• Fresno County Island Guy.
• Bubba gets hacked.
• Tony D gives Dorktown the best review ever.
• MUSIC BREAK: Rademacher's "They Are Always Into That"
• Kopi's Hairpiece is now on Twitter.
• REMOTE: Veni Vidi Vici's
• Bell's first Dorktown appearence.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen by clicking this: Dorktown97.mp3 or use the player:

Dorktown Episode 97 - Not Suitable For ANYBODY by thefresnan

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Pliny The Elder - Dorktown Podcast EP85

It's been time for Dorktown to do a show from the road for a while now. So why not do one during a friend of the show's birthday party, a one Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection"? There is no music in this episode (sorry) because it's from the road, but you'll hear such things as:

• Bad Casa De Fruta humor.
• Pliny The Elder is the real King Of Beers.
  
• Run-ins with the Highway Patrol.
• Hard rock works at Woodward Park.
• Aaron's party begins and the Plinys are opened.
• Drunk party jibberish.
• A very hungover ride home to Fresno.

To listen, download the file: dorktownEpisode85.mp3

*There are a couple rare edits during this episode, but trust us, they had to be done [drunk jibber jabber]. Email the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
  


• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
  


• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
  


• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.


• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.


• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.


• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.


• Fonzy Eyyys.

You can download this file

dorktown72.mp3
Or, you can use the player below:

EPISODE 62: ONE DORKYASS PARTY

Listen to Episode 62

The first half of the show is clips from the Dorktown Three Year Anniversary Party. Second half is Mikey and a low volume Bells talking on the phone about why they had to talk on the phone...yep, it's as exciting as it sounds.

No real summary this time. You've just got to listen and try to enjoy. If you're new to the Dorktown Podcast, I'd like to warn you it's unprofessional, obnoxious and there is swearing throughout - nasty Fresnans.

click it: dorktown62.mp3