Episode 52: DARTH BECKY'S REVENGE!

Dorktown, The Fresnan, Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky brings you EPISODE 52:
DOWNLOAD THIS BASTARD: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

-One cat brings down Fresno City College.
-Indiana Jones brings his Crystal Skull to Fresno.
-Trump may return to the Running of the Horses.
-Hilary comes to Fresno.
-Bryan Zera leaves Fresno in the lurch...there's audio.
-Last Call still should be Zapps Park.
-Dorktown reviews Pangea.
-HateFX finally gets played on Dorktown and in Monterey.
-Mikey gets real...um...nerdy for Helmet's Page Hamilton.
-Page tells us a Fresno story.
-Becky reveals waaaaaay to much.
-Bells gives us a HIGH HORSE that Fresnans will love.
-Introducing the DORK CALENDER. Contact Mikey if you want your event to be dorky.
-Mikey is guest hosting on Move On UP November 9th.
-Fonzy aayyyyss.
-Paris Hilton rant.
-Becky wraps the mic and kills the listeners ears.
-Bryan Fitzgerald's fav's Your 33 Black Angels.

*Download this: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

EPISODE 51: Mikey and Bells suck

This show doesn't always kickass from start to finish. Sometimes it never kicks any ass at all. Is Episode 51 one of those times? Find out by downloading: Download maxdorkepisode51.mp3 (22736.4K)

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This, as always, is Not Safe For Work and your baby's ears. So ear-muff everyone else and listen too:

Van Halen coming to Fresno - Alice in Chains show reviewed - Smog City Roller Grrls' bout vs SJ Vixens - Selling out to Mr. Rude - Armo running for Fresno Mayor - Fresno Fair is fried - Victory Grill is ehhh - Me-N-Eds the best pizza in Fresno? - Mikey Announces his Blog/Website - Fonzy Ehhhs.

EPISODE 50: ROLLER DERBY DORKS

Download this NotSafeForWork or YourMom episode: rollerderbydorksEP50.mp3
[sorry about the ,webcam caused, jumps in audio throughout the show]
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You'll hear "Kim Burly" and "Lola La Chola" of Fresno's Smog City Roller Grrls, duke it out podcast style with Mikey, Bells, Producer Becky and Dorktown's Webcam.

Learn the important things about roller derby, like: Do the girls shirts get torn off during bouts? Is Bakersfield a real rival? Do the girls have guy groupies? Could the Fresno Wiffleball League run with Smog City?

Also, Mikey interviews Fresno writer/comedian/filmmaker Jaguar Bennett. Jag talks about being a comedian in Fresno and his documentary about Fresno...yes a documentary about FRESNO.

There's more than that, but ya gotta listen dorks.

*(Contact mike@dorktown.net with any questions about the show.)

rollerderbydorksEP50.mp3

EPISODE 49: Bad audio--sex--Fresno bars

Here is the mp3 file to download in all its drunk glory: Download Episode 49.
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Here is some of what you'll be listening to:
-First half of show is deleted due to drunk idiots.
-Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection" calls the Dorkline.
-West Hills College Guy needs to be "taken care of"!
-Married people have sex?
-Less donuts for fat Fresnans.

-"Live" remote from new Northeast Fresno bar "Office...(something)" on Cedar and Nees.

-Is this Van Halen reunion for realsies?
-Coach Pathill Fumanchu calls the show from Reps and he's...got a hooker problem.
-Fonzy Eeeehhss: Sandpoint Idaho-Montana, Portland, Move On UP, Flowing With Famous, people that sign the Podcast Frappr map.

-We leave you with some bonus Super Lucky Catz recorded live during Episode 48 of Dorktown.

*Download Episode 49 of the Dorktown Podcast

Tweener Episode 2: Dorktown invades Fresno radio

It's an all new episode of Dorktown's bastard child "The Tweener". Click the file dorktowntweenerEP2.mp3 to listen to Episode two - or use this player:

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Here's what you're downloading:

MOU brings in the whole damn crew from Dorktown Podcast to talk it up. Some of what they talk about:

How to start up a Fresno podcast, other Fresno podcasters, music laws, how much swearing is allowed, late night calls, webcasting, people dig FRESNO, personalities from Fresno calling Dorktown, where's the Bullard Bell?, Fresno remotes, downtown Fresno's parking sucks...badly, calling up strippers, Devoya brings in the "Or Game", Move On Up's Podcast and - of course - much more.

**Move On UP can be heard in Fresno every Friday night from 7 to 8 on 88.1FM

Super Lucky Dorktown - Episode 48

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It only took 48 tries, but we have a Dorktown Podcast first: a live band on the show. It was worth the wait. Dorktown get the Super Lucky Catz to talk it up and perform live.

Download this file: SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3 [48:28] [44.3 MB]

SHOW RUNDOWN:
Bells is away, vacationing in damn Portland so Mikey is left all alone...well not all alone. Rob "The Voice", Brandon, Jen and Shadow from SLC, sit in for Bells.

-The Dorktown Webcam is up and running.
-Everyone chimes in on the whole River Park curfew mess.
-What does SLC think of Vam Fest?
-SLC talks about their first show, local venues and more.
-Rob and Jen speak candidly about their American Idol experience.

-Creator of Fresnofamous.com, Jarah, says goodbye to Fresno on Dorktown.

-SUPER LUCKY CATZ perform live (as the sound man works out some kinks).
-SLC keeps playin' (because they kick-ass)!

-Mikey tries to give out the "Fonzy Eeehhhss" to Joshua T, Dorktown's My spacers, Fresno Famous users and Bells, but classic Dorktown audio problems cut the show short.

Thanks for listening!
SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3

Donald Trump - Fresno - Dio - Cerro Victoria - Chupacabra - D'Chips - Episode 47

-Here we are, download this NSFW beast: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3
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You'll be listening to this:
-DORKTOWN BREAKDOWN: Donald Trump, PGA and Running Horse. Sammy makes 80 mil'. Save Mart's "Victory Lane" sucked. James Dio comes to Fresno.

-Clip of Bryan Garza - from "Scissors for Lefty" - calling Dorktown [turn your volume down on this one.] The full interview can be found HERE.
-Sanger stories.
-VALLEY PODCAST REPORT: Mike Oz' Local Music Podcast. A Move on UP podcast has started. Flowing With Famous loses Jarah.
-Bells doesn't know what a Chupacabra is.\
-There are all kinds of Maddog 20/20
-Los Angeles band, Cerro Victoria, gets Dorktown play; catch them in Fresno on July 5th at the Crossroads.
-Dorktown gets a call from...um...South of someone's border...
-Fonzy Ehhss: Capistrano, Rosa Lindas Mexican restaurant, Maroo and more sushi in Fresno, Said the Gun to the Girl, Pizzaland, Love the Captive, everybody on our MySpace page and every Fresno Famous user.
-Dorktown FU's

Click to download and hang: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3

Show contact: mike@dorktown.net

Dorktown Presents: "The Tweener" podcast

Sometimes, nerdy audio happens in between episodes of Dorktown and it just can't wait for the next show. Well no longer, dorks.

Presenting a new podcasting idea from Dorktown called "The Tweener". It's not your standard episode of Dorktown, but it's in the same Fresnerd park....actually, this one is cool. Not dorky. Except for Mikey's breathing.

The first episode is a spesso one; On-the-brink-of-hitting-it-big-band, Scissors For Lefty's singer Bryan Garza (with an occasional appearance from brother Steven).
[FIRST, download this mp3: DorktownTweenerEP1.mp3]

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Then listen for stuff like:
-Playing a SFL dream show.
-Starting out in San Luis Obispo.
-The brotherly love of SFL.
-Making it in San Francisco.
-Where to see bands in "The City".
-What Fresno bands does Bryan like?
-SFL's show at the Starline.
-The new Album "Underhanded Romance", and much more.

If you want to SEE what Scissors For Lefty is all about, peep this Electronic Press Kit.

**Also on that Friday night bill are some big local bands: Beandip, El Olio Wolof, The Same Shape

Episode 46: Dorks Caught on Tape

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You'll listen to stuff like this:

-Live for the first time, Dorkam and chat simulcasting in dreary dork video.
-Live Dorktown chat-room is distracting to unprofessional podcasters.
-Bells thinks Dave and Busters is coming.
-River Park will have no parking.
-Is Disney audio really pushing "the edge" of podcasting?
-Ryan and "Caruthers Reggie" join.
-Pirates of the Caribbean audio overtakes the dorks. Listen hard and you might hear Jack Sparrow.
-"Or Game" is goin' on.
-JK from Atlanta lights up the Dorkline.
-Fresno's Police Copter finally gets on the podcast.
-Caruthers Fair VS Fresno Fair.
-Wiffleball talk seeps into the 'cast.
-Julie calls in; she can't make the Bullard High Class of '97 reunion, but Bells can.
-The Central Valley podcast report falls short of full coverage.
-Fonzy eeeehhhsss to folks like: Tony D, Bakersfield peeps, our new Myspace friends and hot tubs everywhere.
-The Sapranos ends.

videodorksEP46.mp3 [53:40]

We're Live on Stickam Saturday!

For an updcate on Saturday, download this: stickamdork.mp3

Or read this:
We are making Fresno podcasting history this Saturday night. The first ever podcast in Central California to go live in streaming audio and choppy-ass webcam video.

The podcast of which I speak is Dorktown - who else would do such a geeky event? And here is where you can come in.

Go to Stickam.com and sign up for an account. Then befriend Dorktown on Stickam. Now just show up online at 10:00 Pacific Saturday and hangout with nerds Bells and Mike as we talk Fresno and whatever.

You actually don't need a Stickam account to just listen and watch. Go to the Dorkcam page at ten and observe in anonymity.

Feel free to email me with any questions or topics. See ya Saturday night!

DorkCore: Episode 45

Capistrano

Sorry for the length of the download but it just had to be done, hang-out and click this: dorkcoreEpisode45.mp3 [58:21] If you don't want to wait for the download, just press play here:

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What kind of specialness will you be listening to?:

-Devoya from Move On Up joins Dorktown to talk KFSR, "Move" and (what else?) FRESNO [Westside liquor stores, fig parties] and underground Fresno media and underground helicopters.

-MiKeY gets a sweet interview with up-and-coming Morgan Hill band Capistrano. I'm gettin' this experimental-metal-grindcore stuff ... I like it.

-A kinda serious Grindcore debate

-More kick-shit Fresno talk.

-Dorktown heads out to "Sudz in the City"

-Fonzy eeeeehhhhhhhhs.

-A Mikey 'mashup' with The Shame Shape and Capistrano.

*Check out the Capistrano video at Fresno's Starline by Dorktown.

**CAPISTRANO WILL BE TOURING DORKTOWN CITIES THIS SUMMER: Santa Cruz, Phoenix, Portland and .... ahhhh .. PORTERVILLE?? Check this for details

Fahrenheit Dorks - Dorktown Episode 44

Do you listen to this podcast? Really? Damn, that's cool, well, you should listen to this new one...please download this: episode44dorkremote.mp3

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A SAMPLE OF WHAT YOU'LL BE LISTENING TO:
-The troubles of having a business downtown - parking sucks.
-A hot chick stands next to Bells.
-New Fresno/Bullard restaurant - Fahrenheit - gets a Dorktown rundown. Get to the N.E. corner of Shaw and West and go there...then order something...'cause it's good.
-104.1 New Rock Birthday Bash returns: Queens of the Stone Age, Plain White T's and Sum 41 come to Fresno.
-Why does the Mid-State Fair book bigger acts than the Fresno Fair?
-Crazy Riders.
-Fresno is better than every city in the history of cities.
-Bullard and Fresno City drama.
-Bells busts out an "OR GAME"
-FONZY EEHHHH'SSSS.

*Thanks for listening, check us out on Myspace and be our friend and stuff.

**If you would like another option for listening to this episode click

Podshow channel: Episode 44 and you get to hear the Kingpin of Podcasting - Adam Curry - before the show begins....holy shit, I guess.

Flowing With Dorktown

We here at Dorktown are stealing. We're stealing podcasts. But, at least we're on this one. Mikey and Bells make an appearance on Flowing With Famous, hosted by Jarah and Josh and engineered by Bryan - he makes it sound hella better than Dorktown.

Download it today by clicking: FlowingWithDorktown.mp3

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Episode 43: Dork Short

The tightest episode of the Dorktown Podcast ever. Bells and Mikey hang with Ford at Fresno's Lime Lite. Bells spoofs Mikey. That's the show.

Download won't you: Episode43.mp3

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Episode 42: Dork Pollution

Welcome Fresno and the world to another edition of the Dorktown Podcast!

Download Episode 42 and listen to the Fresno audio shitstorm:
DOWNLOAD ME: dorkpollution.mp3

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Here is a little bit of what you'll here this episode:

-Bells and Mike give out the Dorktown Awards for Fresno - think Fresno Bee's Peoples Choice Awards on crack.
-Sound Pollution's Brad and Chris talks podcasting with Mike.
-Dorktown travels to Arizona for the Tempe Beer Festival.
-A member of a prominate Fresno morning show calls the Dorktown Hotline.
-Fonzy Ehhs to things like: Bakotopia.com...

Thanks for listening bastards.

EPISODE 41: DORK IN THE GARDEN

Please, be gentle and download this adult podcast: dorkgarden41.mp3. Or use this:

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Some stuff to listen for in this episode:
-Bells tries to get pissed at Portland Assholes but it ain't happening. Mike breaks down Fresno Haters.

-Fresno podcast report: Free Thought Fresno - Flowing With Famous - Dorkfeed.

-Dorktown gets an impromtu interview with the author of Murder in the Garden: "Famous Crimes of Early Fresno County" from Fresno bar Moynihans Pub.

-Battle of the Bartenders audio.

-Fonzy Ehh's: Marissa

FRESNO BANDS TALKED ABOUT OR PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Rademacher
Beandip
Six Ounce Gloves
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Mike Oz Blogs about Dorktown.

EPISODE 40.2: MORE "POD-A-THON"

It's the second half of Episode 40 "The Podathon." Bells and Mikey continue to wait for seven listeners to contact them. Does it finally happen? Is there another section on the way? Does any one give a shit?
Download this: Maspodathon.mp3
OR: Click here to use one of the several playing options that Podshow.com gives you for this episode.

BUT DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD FROM THIS POST FIRST: Episode 40.1

FRESNO BANDS PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Pinkeye
Beandip


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EPISODE 40: THE POD-A-THON

Not only is this the Pod-a-thon, we are also trying a new thing with Podshow.com so don't be afraid if Adam Curry chimes in somewhere.

Here is the file to download Pod-a-thonEpisode40.mp3. You can also go to our new Podshow Channel and use one of the player options they have.

The Pod-a-thon show special summary is this: Bells and Mikey just hang and wait for seven Dorktown listeners to contact them. That's it, that's the show. They can't stop recording till they get the seven contacts. Are they still waiting? Download and find out.

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FRESNO BANDS PLAYED ON THIS EPISODE:
*Beandip
*The Dustups
*The Same Shape

DORKTOWN PODCAST-A-THON 2007

What the hell is this Podcast-a-thon thing Dorktown has been shoving down your throat?

Coming, this Saturday night, beginning at 10:00 Pacific...IT'S THE DORKTOWN POD-A-THON! Download this to find out more:
podathoncommercial.mp3
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Basically, what we need from the listeners is this: find a way to contact us during the show on Saturday night. We will keep taping the podcast until we're "contacted" seven times during the show. Here are the ways to contact us during taping.

--Come to the Dorktown Forum and post a reply in the OFFICIAL PODCAST-A-THON 2007 THREAD. If you don't have an account yet, just take a minute and sign up. We will post the thread around 9:00 Pacific time and you can start replying to it then.

--Call us during the show (after 10:00 on Saturday Feb 10th) at 559-224-2483 and you'll get yourself on the show and qualify as contacting us. If it's busy try again. If you get the answering machine that means the show is over and we actually got seven "contacts."

--Email us during the show. Starting at nine, if you email mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net. That counts and we thank you.

--Buy "You've Got The Ass." Yes, Chewbacca and the Rhythm Wookies have a song to download on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow this link: Wookie and if you look below you will be able to see where you can buy the song to download. Have fun with that one, it's the worst song off all-Fresno time.

If you are the 7th "Contacter..err..er", you'll when a free t-shirt (once we make some one day).

Check the Dorktown Forum for the fuckin' latest. Don't worry if you come in at like 11:00. There's a good chance we will still need your help.

This Saturday night, we NEED IT.

Fresno Mayor Pimpin': Podcast 39

BELLS DEATH TAPE:


PLEASE! Download Dorks Talkin' Fresno smack: pimpinpodcast39.mpg [53:26]. Give it a little time, it's a big one. You can also use the Odeo Player below.

-A quick talk about "rape" at Casa De Fruita.

-Is Dorktown going to upcoming Fresno rock shows?

-Dorktown finally heads out to Madera and talks with Dave Childers about the demise of "Get Out"..

-Dorks try and break down the Police reunion and Van Halen Reuniting - Wolfie in, Mikie out.

-Mayor Bubba cuts a "Orange Aid" commercial.

-Madera remote ain't done: Where's the place to eat in Madera?

-An impromtu interview in the Club Fred bathroom with Boney of the Argyle Pimps.

-More Dave Childers interviewing, this time with Fresno music and club talk.

-Dorktown's best listener calls the dorkline (559-224-2483) and requests a song for Wiffle Atlanta.

-Fonzy Ehhhs (keep checking the Message Board for deatails on podcast 40 and the "Pod-a-Thon". Vote for Fresno's Best Fresno band!

-Dorktown Podcast "finishes-off" the Argyle Pimps
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**Yes, we did "use" the unfortunate valley freeze to create a skit, but that doesn't mean we are heartless towards what some families are going through right now. Bells and I encourage you to make a donation to Community Food Bank to help out.
-Mike


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DORK FAMOUS: PODCAST 38 - PART TWO

This is part two of podcast 38. Part one is here: Part one of 38.
It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen. Download podcast 38 PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3. Or you can use the player below at the bottom of the post.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening. Here's the rundown of part two:

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.


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Famous Dork Parts: Podcast 38

It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen to/download podcast 38 - in two parts:

PART ONE: dtownfamous38Part1.mp3
PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3

*You can also go to the Dorktown Podcast Blog to use the players and get more information on the show.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening.

PART ONE:
-Jarah and Joshua straighten out all of the Bee Famous controversy.
-What will happen to Famous when Sour Grapes goes away?
-What's the new name of Joshua's blog?
-Will Jarah post after she's gone?
-Bells still needs nude pics.
-Who painted over Marilyn?
-Clovis West sucks.
-Josh explains It'll Grow Back's name and Sweeds. (END OF PART ONE)

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.

PART ONE:

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PART TWO:

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Dorkisode 37: Famous Sellouts

Picture taken by Jarah

Here we are again. Please download this one: dorkcast37.mp3. Or just press play and hang-out:

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The great Fresno Famous debate. Did Fresno Famous sellout?

Bells and Mikey rampage on another Fresno podcast - don't tell anyone.

Hot Fresno girl band gets some play: Rose Line - thanks to Sound Pollution

We found out what Chris Daniels and Brad have been up too: The Grey Area

The most Famous Fresno "old Fresno" discussion ever!

What do you want to hear and see from us in 2007? Email Mikey or
Bells and tell the idiots. Or call 559-224-2483.


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Podcast 36: Grog Dorks

Download this show: Podcast36.mp3 [48:56] - yep, it's a longin. If you don't like downloading, just hang and listen to the show on our Odeo player below.




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You will be hearing stuff like this:

-There are some new Fresno podcasts: Redwave Podcast and Dixiecast - we rip the hell out of their Fresno hating asses.
-High Horse comes back. C rips on people that...rip Fresno.
-Fresno/'Frisco and all of California's enviroments.
-Bells is pissed-off about Adam Carolla talking all kinds of Fresno.
-"Live" remote from new Fresno/Clovis bar, Grogs.
-Fresno DUI Checkpoints rule all other cities.
-Sounds Of Fresno game returns.
-Another Grogs pub remote.
-Coach Manchu calls the Dorkline - 559-224-2483.
-Dave Childers lights-up the Dorkline with big news about the Fresno Bee's "Get Out" monthly.
-Post your pictures to the new: Dorktown Picture Pool!!
-C is a weirdo.
-It is the Fonzy Eeeehhhhhss: Joel, Fresno Bee Hive, Hectic Films, Tony D', 80's Oakland A's pitchers, Heros Comics, Kevin Smith and Mallrats...
-Keep your head up for the Pod-a-Thon on podcast 37.
-Another Grogs remote.

Town. Dorktown. Podcast 35

As always, be very careful before listening to the show, it is filled with vulgarity. Not for children or even dogs ears: Download Podcast35.mp3

>Trent returns to represent Phoenix and compete for a whole FIVE DOLLARS, in James Bond trivia.
>Bells does our first live commercial. Make sure to Email Mikey if you want to sponsor Dorktown - I'd highly advise against that but...what the hell.
>A new brother podcast of Dorktown -
Falcons Cast - is now out.
>There will be an upcoming podcast-a-thon (show 37 probably) for Dorktown.
>Bryan Zera of All Good Things sits down to have a nice talk about life and Fresno and play an Or Game with Mikey at a Fresno Falcons game.
>Pat Hill's Fu-manchu calls the Dorktown listener line (559-224-2483) to cuss-out Mikey's beard, request dollar bills for Golddiggers and talk about how he "got" Stacy Johnson K. - sorry for the bad audio.
>Give out the Eeeeeeehhhhhsssss.
>A pissed-off call back.

Podcast35.mp3


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Dorktown 34: Atomic Dork

Download this now: AtomicCast34.mp3 and you will hear bad audio with things like:

-EVERYBODY HAS DORKMAIL.
-Is KRZR going away???
-Borat movie is taking over all of Fresno.
-Illegal Edwards theatre audio.
-Steve Perry albums.
-The Atomic Punks sound dead on VH in San Dieg. The audio goes to hell. Can you hear anybody talking? I can't.
-Should Van Halen be in the Hall Of Fame with Gary?
-K-Fed gets kicked out. Dorktown wrote about it: Chech it here!
-Dorktown has a YouTube Dorktown Channel
-Dorktown Odeo Channel.
-Give out the Eeeeeehhhhsssss.


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Podcast 33: San Diego drunk dorks

Don't download this show if you don't like hearing the "F" word or listening to drunk fools. If you're okay with that, try downloading this: SanDiegoDorks.mp3

Here is what to expect after downloading:

-Four drunks.
-Dorktown travels to San Diego to appease a listener.
-Memories of The Green House...sorta.
-An attempt at a Fresno State football discussion.
-A drunkin' breakdown.
-On air squabbling.
-Show starts to implode.
-Tower Records memories.
-The host has a breakdown.
-More attempts at a Tower discussion.
-The worst Fonzy Ehhhhhhsss ever.

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*Email MikeyC: MikeyC

Email Ford
Email Derek

Borat is a Dork - Episode 32

Content is rude and language is raw, if you're okay with that then download this:
boratdork32.mp3

-Live ("live" meaning taped) from Curry Village, Bells goes down.
-Out of town Dorktown listeners write in to bitch.
-SoCal, OrCal and FresCal.
-I hope you wake-up with...
-Yosemite Valley report: COPS CURRY VILLAGE.
-Dorktown has a new Youtube channel: Dorktown Channel
-Top five Taco Bells in Fresno.
-The Big..big...BIG...BiG Fresno Fair.
-Fresno Famous segment gets pushed back.
-Dorktown gets out with the Eeeeehhhhhsss.
-Atwater produces.
-Fresno Falcon reports are coming on this damn podcast.

boratdork32.mp3 [30:26]

Dorktown Podcast: Drunkisode 31

You gots to waits for this download; it's long and drunk episodedork31.mp3 (52:40).

Just click it and wait for the download...it's long. But don't listen to it at work unless you have headphones cause there is a lot of RAW LANGUAGE! There WILL be a point where you'll get disgusted.

-You've Got The Ass comes back.
-We can't hear Bells and C is too loud...is this a good or bad thing? It's bad, we can't hear Bells...not having a sound engineer sucks.
-Chris Daniels references.
-Bells is still single.
-C challenges people to get nude.
-Sound Pollution doesn't lie.
-The Police reunite in Fresno?

-Devoya Mayo gets her Dorktown Podcast interview - too bad it's in the middle of this drunkcast. Devoya hosts Fresno's best radio show Move On Up (located on 88.1, 7:00 pm every Friday), you really should listen.

-George's monkey is set free.
-West and Sheilds stories.
-Dry Hump King of Bullard High.

-The "OR GAME" is back in a strong way.

-The Fonzie Eeeeeeehhhhhssss.

episodedork31.mp3 (52:40)
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Dorktown 30: South Lake Fresno

Nobody really wanted us to make it to show 30, but we did. Just click on: dorktownis30.mp3 [36.05] and wait for the download.

**As per most our shows, this show has a WARNING: FOUL CONTENT (excessive use of the "P" word).

-Everybody's getting laid in the Tower District but us.
-Email BELLS or C with show thoughts.
-The Mars Volta and Red Hot Chili Peppers come to Fresno and Dorktown was there.
-Selland's better than Save Mart.
-No more beer at Fresno State games.
-The Greek Festival has no food.
-Song break: Populus with "The Night."
-Audio from Bells' weekend at South Lake Tahoe.
-Move On Up has been goin' for three years.

(dorktownis30.mp3 [36.05])

Tool Dorks - Podcast 29

Fresno Dorks, Tool Dorks, Wookiee Dorks, all should download this:tooldorks.mp3 (35:32)

Here is a small example of what you'll find (as always, listen for the foul language):

-It’s all outdoors.
-David Lee Roth deletes Dorktown?
-No, Los Angeles, YOU SUCK!
-A Point Break 2: Bohdi Lives script is on the way.
-Shotguns and Vodka.
-Meet up at The Badission.
-A way too complete Tool concert rundown.
-A lot of crotch talk.
-Classic Fresno train sounds.
-Until April finally gets played on dorktown.net
-Beer is cooler than Chad.
-Guess who gets a Fonzy Eeeeehhhhh?
-Show 30, will it be better?

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Episode 28: episode28belardes.mp3

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Episode 28: Don't Make Fun of Fresno or Bako

Episode 28: episode28belardes.mp3(45:04) (click the mp3 file to download)
I WARN YOU, FOUL LANGUAGE!

The in the face language starts us off.

Bells Try's to decipher some KFSR Armenian.

Nobody's having sex in Fresno's heat.

New Dorktown game: SOUNDS OF FRESNO
Beat Bells at identifying Fresno "sounds."

Fresno karaoke with gunshots in the Quigley District.

Finally, Mr. NL Belardes gets an interview with Dorktown. We rundown stuff like: Nick vs. Bako media, Bakersfield: Life as it Should Be, independent journalists vs. paid journalists, grass fires on Highway 99, Fresno Famous is mimicked by the Fresno Bee, Fresno Falcon blog off, Fresno and Bakersfield both get ripped by Los Angeles, N.L. has a Film Festival going on about his book and Fresno is invited.

Podcasting sucks without Bells.

Fresno podcasting report: Mike Oz Podcast, news on Flowing With Famous and Libation.

C gets on his HIGH HORSE: Hear the final minutes of the Dale Julin Show (A DORKTOWN EXCLUSIVE!!)

Giving out them Fonzy Eeeeeeeh's: Fresno Famous bloggers, Piper, Clerks II, Borat, Dorktown My Space, The Same Shape

episode28belardes.mp3

DorktownBeanDip27

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO FRESNOOOOOOO: SHOW 27, DOWNLOAD THIS: dorkdipshow27.mp3
**BAD LANGUAGE ABOUNDS (AS ALWAYS)

-Ghana rules the World Cup.
-Fresno's Bean Dip questions Mikie's sexuality.
-Tool is coming back.
-The premier of "The Three And Two" (a couple of nerds [Trent and Mikie] talking Star Wars)
-Somebody dropped an F-Bomb on KMJ.
-Rocky mountain dorks.
-The Intersection Game comes back.
-What's your favorite Fresno Biznitch?
-New Roeding Park bathroom.
-A new Fresno artist, Shon J, gets some Dorktown love.
-KRZR gets ripped again.
-Where is Flowing With Famous?
-The Fonzy Eeehhhhhssss and the Fonz thumbs down - the actress that does the commercials for The Dale Julian Show is terrible.

-Our Space

dorkdipshow27.mp3

Bigfoot Nude - Show 26

Have you learned yet to listen to this show with headphones or with no kiddies or bosses around? Well, that's what you should do after you download this: bigfootnudeshow26.mp3

Some shows click and some shows DON'T. There is not a lot of "clicking" in this show - they can't all be gems. Expect to hear hosts Bells (Zohrab) and C (Mike)talk about this:

-Mr. Rude Welcomings.
-Madonna stays in Fresno.
-Bells calls-out K-Fed.
-Sudz-N-The-City gets reviewed.
-Clovis people suck.
-Portland vs. Fresno.
-whitey is all over Portland.
-Pinkeye gives Dorktown a song break. Find them @ Greytank.
-Bigfoot loves the Sierra's and whisky.
-Contributing Dork, Aaron Ford, calls in to discuss the Fresno Wiffleball Leauge making an appearance at the Fastplastic wiffleball tournament in San Jose.
-Fresno Famous readers talk about how great Fresno is.
-C can't give out Ehhhhhhhhhhh's properly (The Fresno Falcons net streaches across the "pond" - Hi Leah!)
-All Good Things plays the boys out with Jonny and Max Rude.
- David Lee Roth is Dorktown's friend.

bigfootnudeshow26.mp3 44:13

You Got The Cash? SHOW 25

-Yes, you will want to download this: FamousShow25.mp3 (just click and wait). Here's what you'll be listening for:

-Fresno's worst band, Chewbacca and The Rhythm Wookies, debuts a new "song".

-Show 24 sucked?

-We have too many listeners; take them from us Sound Pollution.

-Dorktown's My Space gets discussed.

-The most Famous listener EVER calls the Dorktown line.

-Smalltown Girls want to give us a nickel.

-Our new favorite Fresno band The Same Shape gets its Dorktown debut - go see them now!

-Fresno State Baseball players drink-it-up at La Tech.

-The Red Hot Mars Volta is coming to Selland Arena.

-Nick Belardes doesn't like Save Mart Center

-A new Tool album review.

-Yep, givin' out the EEEHHHHHH'sssss.

-More of the new Rhythm Wookies song: "If You've Got The Ass, I've Got The Cash".

FamousShow25.mp3

Call Us Tonight

We're recording show 25 tonight, during the 10:00 hour (Fresno time). If you want to get on the show "live", call 559-224-2483 and we might pick up.

MAKESHIFT: SHOW 24

It's the Makshift Show 24, download this: makeshiftshow24.mp3

-A sober beginning
-Fresno band All Good Things gets some Dorktown playtime.
-Thank you Move On Up - Mikie sucks at hosting real radio shows.
-Bells calls the Dorktown line (559-224-2483)
-The rudest and most sexual "Or Game" EVER!!!! Don't listen without headphones. We're not real proud. (Sorry for the terrible audio during this segment.)
-Thank you:Nl Belardes
Smalltown Girls
Fresno Famous

-Adults download me: makeshiftshow24.mp3

FRESNUDE: Show 23

It may be unfortunate, but the show is back. Be careful of language and download the show: show23autrystyle.mp3

What are you downloading?

-A partial "Taste Of Chaos" tour review.
-Pearl Jam discussion.
-Secret Mayor Autry audio.
-Nude Fresno magazine.
-Armenian singing.
-Fresno concert scene is live.
-Crack or Madonna?
-Check out Dorktown's lame My Space
-Kevin Smith's the man.
-Smack C upside the head.
-Mikey is hosting Move On Up on April 14th @ 7:00 PM
-Can the FCC fuck with Bells?
-Give out the EEEEEEHHHHHHSSSSS.

**Hey listeners, check out our Amazon Thingy from 'cast23. If you click through and buy something, we get like a whole NICKLE 'n shit. If only "Drinkin' With Lincoln" was still around.

Show 22 Is All Chuck Norris and myspace

When you're dealing with podcasts, sometimes things don't work out the way you'd hoped. This is sometime.

We started out SHOW22.MP3 with a great interview with Mr. Bakersfield Nick Belardes, then we moved on to caller Aaron Ford. Unfortunately, you'll never get to hear that. I, Mike Seay, completely screwed that up by clicking the wrong podcast button and erasing the first two-thirds of the show.

But you do get to listen to the last third as I can't stand myself and Bell's keeps reciting Chuck Norris facts. Download it, it's one piece of somethin'.

SHOW22.MP3 download that. WARNING, THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH FOWL LAGUAGE TO LISTEN WITH NO HEADPHONES.

In the meantime, why not go buy Nick's book so you can join in on the disscussion a little when we have him back on. Or check out our new
MY SPACE page and be our friend.

THE BELLS - SHOW 21

It's the Oscar show. Download this: show21.mp3 [51:33] It'll take a while to download. We don't like going that long but it had to happen. What was discussed?

-Trent Seay calls the Dorkline from Chandler, Arizona and goes over his Oscar picks with "The Bells" and Mikie. Stay with the boys, they think they know something about movies but they...well, they just don't.

-Fresno talk about the New Valley Times and Bells and Mikie give some idea's to Creative Fresno. How about a nudist park? Canal surfing? More sex clubs? Yao Ming in Fresno?

-We actually have a new listener? More Bullard Knights!

-Dorktown's the official ex-Fresnan podcast; we had a tornado dudes.

-A Bells planned "Or Game" - it's Fresno related and calmer than you are.

-Givin' out the EEeeeehhhhhhhhssss - Did you get one?

Show 20...Milestones

Rude and explicit, it's show 20. Only adults should click: SHOW 20.mp3 and wait for the RUDE download. Listen for:

-A code for Korn tickets?
-Bells gives a Vegas report (podcasters get no respect).
-A look back at some older Dorktown shows - FEATURING TERRIBLE AUDIO!
-Mr. Rude commercial.
-HIGH HORSE segment.
-Nobody cares about C's new Fresno Falcons Blog.
-Givin' out the Fonzy Eeeehhhhhhhsss.

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FREE KORN TICKETS INFO:
Use the code number from this show, along with codes given in three podcasts hosted by Nick Belardes (click to find more info). Once you listen to the four designated podcasts, you will email Nick at noveltown@noveltown.net with the correct "codes". First one to do so get two tickets to Korn.

KORN. LIVE. YOU. FREE.

DORKTOWN has teamed up with the Bako writer/podcaster/badass Nick Belardes to give YOU a chance to win tickets to see Korn kick off their world tour in Bakersfield.

A special code number will be given in the next Dorktown podcast (show 20 or a special emergency show in the next couple days), along with codes given in three podcasts hosted by Nick Belardes (click to find more info). Once you listen to the designated podcast, you will email Nick at noveltown@noveltown.net with the correct "codes". First one to do so get two tickets to Korn.

More news and podcasts to come.

SHOW 19...TOASTED

Download this: SHOW 19 (WARNING - Adult type themes and such)

Download it so you can hear:
-Graciela Moreno reports on C's nudeness.
-The Stanley Cup in Fresno.
-"Libation" is the latest Fresno Podcast.
-Bell's saw a Carls JR. power play.
-C's High Horse: Orchard Park.
-Rejuvenate the Forestiere Underground Gardens...With sex clubs?
-Fresno's too damn spread out.
-The boys call up some strippers and don't fool anybody...Toy Shows Maaann.
-NEW SEGMENT: "Played or Propa" Is Kopi played out? "Lost"? Big Wheels? Pat Hill's Fumancu?
-Another Bells ARMENIAN LESSON.
-The EEHHHHHH'S are given out.

YOU...LISTENER'S...YOU ROCK!

Show 18 Loves Bakersfield?

Bells and C (Mikie) are back with their Fresno podcast way. Download this: Show 18 Warning! Adult Content...content.

-Happy New Bells Years.
-Wiffleball news.
-Run wild in the Figs Bells.
-Pete "The Truck Guy" found us and he has a gun.
-Dorktown reviews Fresno bar The Dirty Olive.
-NEW SEGMENT: C's High Horse.
-NL Belardes gives us a ECHL rivalry report.
-Pat Hill a Ram.
-Famous Bullard Knights (sorry Jarah).
-Fresno Famous will let anybody ruin their site.
-NEW SEGMENT: Armenian class is in session.
-OR GAME: Bells stole condoms...kinda.
-Get Fuzzy gone from the Bee.
-NEW SEGMENT: Fonzy EEhhhhhhhh's

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Where Have All The Figs Gone?--Show 17

Remember when Fresno had these things called Fig Orchards? Mike, Derek and Aaron remember how they threw dirt-clods at passing cars from them.

"Producer" Becky tries to get them to wrap-it-up. Bells is not "in studio" and won't even answer his phone.

Palm and Bullard 7-11 is party central - so are the Californians.

Fig Gig. Air Guitar at Fresno State had moshpits.

The Fresno Intersection Game is played - Do you know where your Citibanks are? Derek starts an impromptu OR GAME (Stratomatic rules).

Bakersfield author "N.L." leaves Dorktown a message and Mike confuses it with Steve Martin's.

DOWNLOAD THE SHOW! palmandbullard.mp3
(Show 17 "The Fig Show" [even though it will say 16xmas])

Sixteen Merry Holidays

Happy Holiday's from Bells, MIKE, and Becky. (Download the show: xmasshow16.mp3 [44:22])

Armo's are way better than Cracker's.

The latest game from Dorktown: INTERSECTION. Can you name that Fresno intersection?

Bullard grads (like K-Fed) make sex tapes...or do they?

We finally get a call on the listener line and Bells gets a "bootie call".

What are the greatest "Hair Bands" of all time?

Is Table Mountain worth 4.9 million?

DUI checkpoints: Fresno, we're number one.

X-mas drivers suck - So does Dr. Phil.

Howard Stern moves on - no David Lee Roth in Fresno.

Americans need to learn more about Canadians.

We beg you to call us (559-224-2483) when you need to make a drunk call.

Get yourself kicked-out of Hero's Comics in Fresno...and tape it.

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Dorktown Is Fifteen

Bells and Mikie welcome back to Dorktown...Aaron Ford.

Aaron gives a La Selva Beach update as the listeners get an LA King game update.

Aerosmith is coming to Fresno and Van Halen fans are not amused.

We have our first Dorktown Line (559-224-2483) call, really "unplanned". It just happens to be Mikie's cousin and screenwriter Trenton Seay. He helps the boys talk Star Wars and old Fresno movie theaters. Bells gives Mikie shit about having nu-metal CDs and Trent can't remember an old Fresno girlfriend.

A new Dorktown game debuts called TAGLINE.

Fresno's podcasting scene is getting big...big.

Why are WE still podcasting?

Fresno State football...we're off the bandwagon. Timeout is badass on EA's NCAA Football.

The Village at Fashion Fair is open.

Podcasting is hard to do sober -- We should have drank the Mad Dog.

We go out playing "Flowing's" promo.

Download us: dorktown15.mp3

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THIS IN NOT A PROMO

Everybody needs a promo - I guess. But this is more of a public service than a podcast "promo".

Do you have a promo for your podcast? How 'bout exchanging with this one: Dork advisory.mp3. If you play our "promo", let us know and we'll promote yours.

*A show note: We will be doing a new show over Thursday or Friday. I'm thinkin' you'll be able to contain yourself till then.

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One Long Drunk

Man, you can't stop a long podcast, you can only hope to contain it. Contain it we did not. This Dorktown Podcast broke all kinds of time records (laughs and time) - hopefully it was worth it.

Derek Snyder joins Mikie and Bells as they relive Derek's Fresno radio days (KFSR and KMJ's Raidio Tradio). Also, the Dorktown boys check in on a supposed Scorpions show at Fresno Fair's Paul Paul theatre. Fresno Famous' promo is played.

Then it gets real ugly as the guys' buzzes take over the show and it just turns messy. But they do mange to play a LYRIC GAME and a OR GAME with Derek.

Please just take a few minutes and download the mother! We've never laughed so damn much! Dorkshow14.mp3 (52:21)(explicit)
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The Wait is Over - Show 13

(Bells [above] says FU)

We've been gone a while but we're back with: Show 13 Dorks.mp3

-Bells gives a backstage breakdown of the System Of A Down/The Mars Volta Fresno show.
-Save Mart suites rule.
-An Oakland U2 concert update from Ford and D, and it sounds like shit.
-Volta's afros are real!
-Another shit-cell-phone update from the U2 show in Oaktown.
-Dave Childers doesn't like Liberal rants.
-Has Fresno hit concert overload?
-Ford and U2 try to check-in again as Bells proclaims he is the Fresno Wiffle King.
-Fresno band PINKEYE is played.
-The debut of the Lyric Game as Becky joins Mikie and Bells (Even though you can't hear her).
-Dorktown Radio says no to BASS PRO in Downtown Fresno - Hunters ain't goin' to the Fulton Mall.

-The Mcrib is back...time to puke!
-New Rock 104's former DJ,The Rev, is on KRZR now and Bells doesn't care.
-Fresno's latest podcast The Old 1-2 is good.
-Bells mimics concert cell phone calls and we say thank you and good night to:
Fresno Famous, Trent Seay and all the fine listeners.

DOWNLOAD THIS: Show 13 Dorks.mp3


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Show In The Works

We are currently "working" on a new Dorktown show (By working I mean we aren't doin' shit) and you should be hearing something from us next week. Until then, you can always email us or hop on to the forum.

Show 12 Is A Rip-Off!

Fresno man, that's what this podcast is about. Show 12 "borrows" from 88.1 kfcf's Friday night show "Move On Up" (Friday's at 7:00). "Move" is hosted by Devoya Mayo and Michael Powell and they were hard up enough for a guest to bring Dorktown's own Mikie in. Things discussed:

Podcasting, Fresno creativeness, Zohrab, Fresyesers and Noers, Why a Fresno band hasn't "made it", writing, Ribit and Black Fry and a whole host of other cool Fresneck stuff.

Download -- show12.mp3


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Or, Email Bells.

NEVER FORCE A PODCAST

ADVISORY NOTICE TO ALL PODCASTERS! DON'T PODCAST AFTER: PLAYING WIFFLEBALL AS YOU DRINK ALL DAY. ALSO DON'T ADD-ON A "WIFFLE TALK" ONLY PODCAST. THEN, DON'T GO OUT TO A LONG JAPANESE DINNER AND START GETTING A HANGOVER FROM DRINKING EARLIER AND THEN, AS IT BECOMES TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING, FORCE PEOPLE TO DO A PODCAST WITH YOU.

That is the back-story you need to listen to this podcast.

A tired Mikey and Bells bring in Aaron Ford to tell everybody that La Selva Beach people suck. And give Aaron an extended "Or Game". Also they say good-bye to "The Front Row" and say thanks to Devoya from "Move On Up" and to some key listeners, as they listen to The Mars Volta.

Download me, show 11: sleepyshow11.mp3

Sorry, We're Still Here!

This isn't really a show but a commercial for upcoming show 11.

During this "show" (10.5) Mikey talks about how he'll be on the radio (88.1 in Fresno, Friday night 7:00 P.M.), laments how he had to give away his Taproot tickets, pretends he's at the Taproot/Chevelle show and he talks about show 11.

Show 11 will have Aaron Ford, a new "Or Game", Bells and Mikey talkin' KRZR, Green Day's Fresno show review, upcoming System of a Down show and whatever else comes into their drunk heads.


show 10.5.mp3

SHOW TEN IS HISTORIC?

DORKTOWN TEN.MP3

40:44

What did Bells and Mikie talk about?...

Thanking Fresno Famous and the fLOWING WITH FAMOUS team of Jarah, Reid and "Malcom", with special thanks to Devoya Mayo of 88.1.

Was Axl Rose ever in Fresno? Listeners are board to death. Cartoons and porn.

Closed Fresno businesses. Bullard "Open Campus". C Student Nerds are the worst. You can't fuck-up Italian food. They don't call Fashion Fair "F.F." for nothin'. You're doin' good when you need to steal condoms.

A listener gets called out.

Fresno punk band "It'll Grow Back" gets some action.

Bad crank calls. BELLS conducts his first "OR GAME" -and it's good.

Good bye's and bad singing.

Somebody Should Fire The Host

Dorktown show host Mikie gets his ass ripped for being a crap host. Becky and Bells try and help Mikie out but he's beyond help.

Outside of Mikie getting his ass ripped, the group talks about: People who don't like mainstream rock, Six Feet Under, Steve Perry, Keso Dip (or caso or Cso...I don't know), Aaron Ford's old ass, Jack Johnson sucks, little person sex, bands that sell out and a lot of F-Bombs by Bells. If adult language scars you, ya best not listen.

Download me: Lameshow9.mp3

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Show Eight Worth The Wait?

It has been a couple weeks but Dork Mikie has returned with Co-host Bells. What the hell was discussed?

-New Fresno restaurant action.
-Rock shows coming to Fresno.
-Best and worst of the week.
-The "Or Game" and was it modified by Greytank Records
and their podcast?
-Bells PLAYS the "Or Game"
-Mikie knocks crap over as he trys to thank people.

Download it now: DorkShow8.mp3.


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Half Of A Show...Half-Ass

HALF OF A SHOW.mp3 (9:08)
Were you pissed about the last show being so long?
Did you even listen to it? Doesn't matter, this one is easy to
download. Mikie and Becky talk about Fresno heat, the new version
of the Daily Planet, if fresnofamous still listens and what they think
Fresno Famous means. See if you can find where Mikie edits the
show (just after he says that editing Podcasts are lame).

http://www.dorktown.net

Dive Bar Love (Dorktown Podcast 6)

This show is why I love podcasting. If you have ever gone to your local "dive bar", for any reason, you will probably like this show. It's a long one (39:29), but, you get to hear such things as: Fresno "dive bar" history, Bon Jovi Karaoke, bar nudity, girl fights, Square Cal Fun Bar, bathroom sex, KRZR "Front Row" bashing, Checkers Melting Pot, drinking in bars at 6:00 in the morn....ah hell, just download it please.
Dorktown Show Six.mp3


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Dorktown Show Five Sucks!

This isn't the funniest Podcast ever made but, you know, nobody knows what the hell they're doing here - that's the good and bad of podcasting folks. Mikie's gotta take his podcaster lumps sometimes.

Mikie brings Becky back to talk about fire, yelling a bad bands, left wing radio and regurgitating.
Dorktown Show 5.mp3 Thanks for downloading the show!!

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Show 4...Enter Bells

His personality begs for his own Podcast but Dorktown Radio's "Mikie" is lucky enough to have Bells on his. Finally, Zohrab makes it into the studio to help Mikie talk about (of all things) Cher, Fresno, The Swiss, beer, Howard Stern, The Golden Penny, System Of A Down and Llamas...yep, Llamas.

Download this: DorkShow4.mp3
**(Warning, Heavy Cussin')


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Less Of A Dorky Show

Have you been thinking about downloading the Dorktown Radio Show but thought it was too big of a file? Your problem is now solved - It's the Dorktown "Mini-Cast".

It's a smaller show but packs in all of the dorkness you've come to expect. "The Or Game" is introduced (Sammy or David Lee Roth?).

Download it now! DorktownMiniShow.mp3



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Dorktown Radio Show #2

Fresno battles it out with "The City" (San Francisco) as, friend of Dorktown, Becky joins host Mikie to discuss some Bay Area and Fresno items.

Download DorktownShow2.mp3



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Dorktown/Audible Flux Podcast #1

We have done it (doesn't matter how half-ass it is), the first Podcast is out there for the whole world to not give a damn.

Download the file: Dorktowncast1.mp3 and listen to the first show. Old friend Aaron Ford is moving away from Fresno and he reminisces about his moves from Fresno, old Fresno schools, jobs and watering holes.

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DUMB BLOG ALERT

BRRAAA BA BRRRAAA, BRRAAA BA BRRRAAA
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BLOGING SYSTEM – THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

I don’t know about where you live, but here in Fresno, the Emergency Broadcast System test message, that is played over the radio, sounds like hell. It’s if the guy giving the message is calling from a thunderstorm in 1938.

Hasn’t our audio technology advanced enough to make a clear sounding message? Maybe the point is to make it raw sounding to get our attention. The blaring tones at the beginning get my attention enough guys, thanks.

Don’t you wish, one of those times the test message comes on, it is an actual, exciting, emergency and not just a test? Something like “Aliens have landed and are milling about around the Corcoran State Prison area. We think they are from Mars. Charles Manson is interpreting for us - more news to follow.”

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BLOGING SYSTEM. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL FUNNY BLOG, LAUGHTER WOULD HAVE ENSUED.

Never Judge A Tweaker By Its Cover

Tweakers friggin scare me. Their jumpy actions, wide eyes and stream of conscience speaking style, drives me a little nuts.

At my job, I work outside a lot and go all over town (Madera, CA.). I work along sidewalks part of the time. The other day, I'm working and a guy comes up who looks to be homeless or just a tweaker. He asks me "Hey man, you work for Blah Blah Blah?" [my company's name is omitted to protect the un-innocent] I say "Yea." The Tweaker inquires "Where can I go to give an application?" I tell him the only way is to go online, submit though there (which IS the only way). He says thanks and moves on.

Now, I don't think we are hiring but, I'm thinking, it's pretty doubtful they're hiring tweakers anyway.

The next day I'm in a total different part of town, at a business that's getting ready to open up. I'm waiting for the manager to get off his phone so I can ask him what he needs from me. I then hear, from behind "Hey man, you work in this part of town too?" It was the tweaker from the day before. I nod and he goes on to say "Yea, I sent my application through your guys' website, don't know if I'll hear back." I say "Man, you never know, good luck dude." He then goes on to talk shop about stuff I don't even know much about.

Tweaker is waiting for the manager too and he talks to him first. I listen in on their conversation and the Tweaker is asking the manager about a job.

Now I feel like an asshole.

This "tweaker" is going all around town, on foot I believe, pounding the pavement, trying to get his unemployed self a job. Here my jerk-ass self was lookin' down on the guy.

I'll never make a snap judgment on a tweaker again. Be annoyed maybe, but judgmental, no.

Thank You Episode I and II

GEEK-BOY OPINION ALERT - PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU CAN'T STAND DORKS WHO TAKE STAR WARS TOO SERIOUSLY.

Everybody has an opinion on them [Star Wars - "Phantom Menace" and "Clone Wars"] and most are bad. It really became almost "cool" to bash Episodes I and II.

The fact is, our imaginations built up those movies so much, there is now way the films could have matched it. Even if you didn't like the first two prequels, you have to recognize their importance.

In EP's I and II, we see Senator Palpatine's "friendship" with Anakin grow, Anakin's problems with the "Jedi Way" and Ani's love for Padame. Without that, Episode III couldn't have worked. It still would have been cool but you wouldn't believe that Anakin would have turned to the Dark Side so quickly.

Now that most S.W. fans have seen the new and final flick "Revenge Of The Sith", it is "cool" to praise the Star Wars francaise again. The movie IS pretty damn good. Even mild fans agree. But "Sith" is good due, in large part, to the groundworked layed out in Episode I and II.

GEEK-BOY ALERT NOW OVER.