Dorktown Episode #106 - Dorktown Blues

Welcome to you, Fresnan reader. It's time again for another Dorktown Podcast. Bells, Producer Becky and Mikey hang out, drink, cuss, talk about Fresno and what's going on in their tiny world. Here is a sample of what you'll... hear:

• Why would anybody leave Fresno for beer?
• Inspired by Mike Oz's column, Dorktown tries to figure out if its a good Fresnan.
• Manchester Steakhouse is your home now.
• MUSIC BREAK: Motel Drive "Drifter Blues"
• There's another podcast to deal with.
• A drunk call from Phoenix must be dealt with.
• Trent & Mikey get nerdy with some Greedo talk.
• FONZY EYYS!

Listen play clicking the grey thingy below:

DorktownBlues-Episode106.mp3

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Josh & Jaime - Dorktown #105C

A long running joke on Dorktown is that the engineer/co-host sucks at engineering - and hosting but that's a whole other thing. Sadly this joke isn't written in or on purpose. Random bad audio just seems to happen on the podcast. Mics not working, random buzzing, levels all over the place and even the occasional deleted show.

Well that's what happened to the Original Dorktown #105, with guest Joshua Tehee. Somehow it got deleted. So Josh was nice enough to come back a week later and record it again... half way through, the file imploded on itself and THAT was deleted, but in a whole NEW way. So what you're (hopefully) going to listen to now is the second half or third attempt at #105-C.

In this episode you'll hear:

• Bells and Mikey hanging with Joshua Tehee and Jaime Holt as they talk about their band and how they're playing Fulton 55 Monday night as a fundraiser for Cat House On The Kings.
• One of the "members" of Mr. Rude calls in.
• Josh & Jaime play live.
• Is there somewhere to go on the Fulton Mall?
• What's a merkin?
• Josh & Jaime make a big radio related - EXCLUSIVE to Dorktown - announcement.
• FRESNO "OR GAME".
• A Fresno FAX story.
• How did Dorktown get its lame name?
  
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Be careful, lot's of cussing as always. Listen or download by clicking:

Josh&JaimeDorktown105C.mp3

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Dorktown #104: Merry Christmas - Coach Fu-Manchu To Become Dr. Boz' Unibrow!

Welcome back to another episode of our local (LISTEN LOCAL!) themed podcast: Dorktown. We appreciate the listening, Fresno. This (sorta) Christmas themed episode has some stuff like this:

• The only way to enjoy Christmas Tree Lane is with secret booze.
• Producer Becky and Mikey tension.
• Mikey touches Fierce Creatures' penis.
• Fresno wind damage.
• Fresno Sheriff gets $500 for every confirmed kill?
• Mystery Fresno helicopter.
• Fresno marathon conflicts with porch drinking.
• Review of Yardhouse, Fresno.
• More Christmas lights of Fresno.
• MUSIC BREAK: Achievement House.
• A breakdown of Fresno Mag's 'Best Of Fresno'.
• Fresno State's Coach Fu-Manchu is depressed and is looking for a new job.
• FONZY EYYYS!

To hear that stuff, click and listen to this: Dorktown104.mp3 or:

Dorktown Episode 104 - X-Mas Tree Dorks

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Dorktown Episode 103 - Pierce Is Metal

Guitarist for Fresno bands Azazel and Trumpet Solo, Pierce May, joins Dorktown for this one. Many things discussed, like:

• Random Fresno retail news.
• Deer in NW Fresno.
• Pierce's Fresno music history.
• Best clubs in town.
• The borders of the Tower District.
• Fresno State Students are clueless.
• MUSIC: Azazel "Immortal"
• GAME: Is it metal?
• Past Fresno concerts.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen by clicking below:

DorktownEP103Pierce Is Metal.mp3

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Dorktown Episode 102: Sweded Dorks

It's taken years but Dorktown finally got the dynamic duo of Bryan & Roque from Dumbdrum.com and Swedefest.com. Good timing too as their Swed Fest is coming Saturday and their sweded Avengers trailer has been exploding the Internet's nerdy head.

So Bells and Mikey will be talking to them about that, other Fresno/Dumb Drum business and then add a good Star Wars rant to appease the Dork Gods. All within Dorktown Episode 102.

Listen by downloading or clicking the file below:

DorktownEpisode102.mp3

Music by Trumpet Solo and Rademacher (go buy Babyhawk Vol II).

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Dorktown Episode 101: It's The Hallloowwweeen Spesooo

Dorktown has always been scary ... but this episode is actually supposed to be. Episode 101 has Bells, Mikey, Producer Becky and special guest, Michael Banti, from Weird Fresno. The group talks about: haunted places in the Fresno area, an EVP by Michael, ghost hunting shows, Fresno UFO and ghost stories. Plus a little big of Dorktown and Fresno business.

You should totally listen or download by clicking the below file:

DorktownPodcast101.mp3

Length is 1:00. Music by Trumpet Solo and the Sunburns.

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IT'S HERE!: Dorktown Episode 100

Finally. Our long, unprofessional, drunk, off-putting, horrible sounding, cuss filled, over six-year long journey has finally got us to Episode 100. Dorktown is a podcast for lovers and haters of Fresno. A podcast for nerds, drunks and jerkoffs - In case you forgot.

During this episode there will be too much talking about Dorktown, attempts at conversations about FUSE Fest, the Fresno Fair, Yardhouse, Fulton Mall and other stuff.

Listen up for the special call-ins by Dorktown Listeners and be ready for the Episode 100 drinking game.

Listen by downloading/clicking below:

Dorktown Episode 100!

Music by Trumpet Solo and Fay Wrays.

Thank you so much for those brave souls that have listened throughout the years. One day we'll do everyone a favor and stop. But until then, Dorktown carries on.

Dorktown100.mp3

Dorktown Episode 99 - Same Dorks As They Ever Were

You would think a podcast that has been around over six years and have now done 99 shows, would know what the hell they're doing. Not Dorktown. Nope. Still messing up after all these years.

Take a little walk (complete with messed up audio) down Dorktown's historically nerdy and fowl mouthed past with Bells and Mikey. They talk about their favorite moments, play some old audio, listen to FUSE Fest band, Sounds & Sciences and give the ultimate Fonzy Eyyys.

Download or just click the file below:

Dorktown99.mp3

Dorktown Episode 98 - Or Game Orgy

As our podcast meanders towards its 100th episode, Dorktown is still just as tough to listen to as it ever was. And that's the way we like it (because we have no choice). This episode has:

• Fresno State's new Field Turf.
• Soundgarden and San Francisco.
• A long winded Or Game filled with classic and new questions, all Fresno and Dorktown related.
• Sol stops by.
• The Backstabbers are played.
• F.U.S.E. Fest is pimped.
• Fonzy Eyys are given.

Dorktown Episode 98 - Or Game Orgy

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Download: Episode98.mp3

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Dorktown Episode 97 - This Is Not Suitable For Anyone

It's not for everyone ... well, it's really not for anyone. It's NSFA. It's Dorktown Podcast. But, you know, listen anyway. Listen for stuff like this:

• Trumpet Solo is now on iTunes.
• Reid calls from Virgina.
• Thanks to fellow podcasters, DI60Y.
• A 'live' remote from North Fresno.
• Disneyland and no Fresno at California Adventure - well, except for the replica Roeding Park restrooms.
• Fresno County Island Guy.
• Bubba gets hacked.
• Tony D gives Dorktown the best review ever.
• MUSIC BREAK: Rademacher's "They Are Always Into That"
• Kopi's Hairpiece is now on Twitter.
• REMOTE: Veni Vidi Vici's
• Bell's first Dorktown appearence.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen by clicking this: Dorktown97.mp3 or use the player:

Dorktown Episode 97 - Not Suitable For ANYBODY by thefresnan

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Dorktown #96 - iTunes Hates This Podcast

As our podcast limps to Episode 100, we present 96. It's like one of those episodes that will be quickly forgotten... just like the preceding 95.

• El Torro Tambien is closed? Bullard Kids are pissed.


• A large "Or Game" with a TV show theme.


• MUSIC: Iwanaga - "Mr Boomer"


• Remembering the original Fresno Tower Records.


• Who has the Farrell's Drum?!


• Bells calls it a show.


• Fonzy Eyyys complete with a iTunes Hater.

Listen by clicking here:

Dorktown 96 - iTunes Hates This

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Dorktown Episode 95 - South Of Shaw no more?

It's the final Dorktown show... from its long time "studio", that is. Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky discuss this and other Dorktown/Fresno related things. Such as:

• Dorktown is moving and Mikey has North of Shaw guilt.
• Has anything been happening in Fresno/Madera?
• Several SF shows to discuss plus Prince, Motley Crue and Poison at Save Mart.
• MUSIC BREAK: Fay Wrays "She Gave Me A Compass"
• Big CD release show at Fulton 55 for the Fay Wrays and Dorktown will be there.
• GAME: Dorktown's version of the "Dating Game"!!
• FONZY EYYYS.

Head's up for any new listeners: this podcast has lots of swearing and other nasty boy things. It don't mean a thing to Janet Jackson but it may mean something to you.

Listen by clicking this file: Dorktown95.mp3 Or this:

Dorktown Episode 95 - South Of Shaw

Opening music by Trumpet Solo.
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Dorktown Episode 94 - Will Be Dead In 60 Years (we hope)

• Bells may need to take over content control of Dorktown.
• Trumpet Solo may be ending (the Dorktown Band Jinx lives).
• A report from Aaron the La Selva Beach Connection is asked which is better? Santa Cruz's the Catalyst or Fresno's Fulton 55.
• Dorkline Sexline Hotline.
• Reid suggestions Kopi should be on SNL. Kopi's Hairpiece attempts to respond.
• MUSIC BREAK: Fierce Creatures "Ships To Shore".
• A subtle F.U.S.E. Fest announcement.
• REMOTE: At Fulton 55 with Brad and some of the Dead In 60 Years crew.
• Fonzy Eyyss.

Listen in by downloading this: Dorktown94.mp3

Or streaming this:

DorktownEpisode94deadinsixty

Opening music: Trumpet Solo "Hard Working Economy"

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Dorktown Episdoe 93 - I Don't Talk Golf Course

Welcome. It's another episode of our little profanity laden, Fresno tainted, show. Listen with a friend ... one that won't say "Why are you listening to this crap!?"

Having a beer or two is recommended while listening.

Download: Dorktown93.mp3

Some stuff touched on:

• Civil War for Central California.
• What would happen if Huell Howser stopped at Kliens Truck Stop?
• REMOTE: Reid is at The Hemlock hanging with some sweet Fresnans, Dylan Tidyman-Jones and Elliot Johnson. (Nice Blake Jones reference in there.)
• Swim the San Joaquin much?
• Dorktown's bringing Borat back.
• REMOTE: Mikey and Bells at Fulton 55.
• Watch out for the homeless couples in a Madera McDonald's.
• Strange Vine is sharing a stage with The Black Keys!
• MUSIC: Strange Vine "Close Your Eyes".
• Creative Fresno's 'Members Only' party is April 30th!
• Bells gets pulled over.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Opening music by Trumpet Solo.
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Dorktown Episode 92 - These Aren't The Dorks You're Looking For

Our locally themed podcast known as Dorktown is back. The latest episode is not safe to listen to with your mother, like always. Knowing that, kick back and listen for stuff like:

• A way too long Star Wars intro mix.
• Yardhouse coming to Fresno.
• Dorktownline call-ins!!
• 'Live' remotes from Wasabii's, Fulton 55 and Livingstones.
• Rogue Festival time.
• Bells has special Fresnan privileges.
• SLO venues.
• Music break:
  
• Bells likes Fulton 55.
• Best Bells Fresno character rant ... ever.
• Fonzy Eyyys out to Fresno's podcast scene and stuff.

Click and listen: dorktown92.mp3

Dorktown Episode 92 - These Aren't The Droids

MUSIC FEATURED:

• DJ Bradley.
• PK.

EPISODE RELATED LINKS:

• Trumpet Solo.
• Fresno Pub Quiz.
• TVLGFHF podcast.
• Rhoda Penmarks.
• Vote for PK.
• Dorktown Facebook Page.

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Dorktown Episode 91

New Dorktown is up and ready for listening. Like usual, it can get uncomfortable in places - That's What She Said. Listen up for things like:

• Bullard Knights: new uni's and a new school district?
• Does having a storage unit in North Fresno count as having a North Fresno address?
• Chris Colfer does a little Clovis bashing.
• Does Buffalo Wild Wings pace drinking?
• Greenhouse, Swiggs, BB's and Fresno Karoque.
• Will anyone care about a Dorktown 6th Anniversary Party.
• 'Live' report from Fulton 55 with Joshua Tehee.
• Music break: It'll Grow Back "I Got Mine".
• NEW CALL IN LINE!! "DORKLINE" (559) 492-0542 - anytime, day or night, drunk or sober.
• Join Dorktown at Fulton 55 for Mo-Fo Party, Saturday.
• Social D at Rainbow Ballroom.
• Portlandia should be spawning a Freslandia.
• Fresno Wiffleball League interest?
• Fonzy Eyysss: Tioga Brewing, Disneyland Fairy Princess... area?, KYNO baseball.
• Bells on Twitter?

Download or play: Dorktown91.mp3 [42:07]

Dorktown - Episode 91

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Dorktown Episode 90 - Now With Ninjas

It's about damn time for another Fresno inspired episode of our own podcast: Dorktown.

Episode 90's audio is a little rough to get through for the first few minutes but it settles down - give it shot. Like always, it's not safe for your mom's ears. Here are some highlights to listen for:

• Clovis folks randomly give out buttdrags.
• Come to Clovis: We're Going To Shoot Someone Today.
• Fresno house tagging.
• Wolf Lakes wedding stories.
• Report your graffiti.
• Buffalo Wild Wings opens in Fresno.
• Tearing down Taco Bells.
• Retail dumpings.
• Music break: I Do Not Exist.
• Fulton 55 opens.
• Bells recommends some Fresno Armenian restaurants.
• Dorktown will never be on Sirius.
• Tony D of KYNO is a fan of Bells.
• Fonzy Eyyyss.

Dorktown Podcast Episode 90 - Ninjas recorded this

Listen to player above or download: DorktownEpisode90.mp3

Side note: If you're looking for a new drinking game, down a drink everytime Bells says "ninjas".

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Dorktown Episode 89 - Walmart Dick Swinging

Our Fresno inspired podcast has returned with a fresh - yet still fowl - episode for 2011. Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky hang out and talk about stuff like:

• Claim Jumper and Red Robin close.
• Nothing happens in North Clovis.
• "The Morning After" off to a slow start.
• Dorktown's Facebook is embarrassing.
• Walmart's shaking their dicks at Fresno.
• The La Selva Beach Connection is MIA.
• Music break with Fresno's Lezayr.
• Bubba's Gizzard calls in to Dorktown.
• Fresno needs more 24 Hour pharmacies.
• Bells has a new Or Game.
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Being on Sportsline sparks indifference from Bells and Producer Becky.

Warning: the show is unsafe for children up to 24-years-old and unsuitable for everyone.

Download: dorktown89.mp3

Stream:

Dorktown Episode 89 - Walmart Dick Swinging

*Opening music by Trumpet Solo. Contact the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Episode 88 - Keg Solo

Our latest episode of Dorktown is a little different and a little drunk. Alright, the drunk part isn't different and it's VERY drunk. The different part is it was recorded during Mikey's birthday/house party with the mighty Trumpet Solo as a live music guest.

What to expect.

• Mikey talks with Trumpet Solo (Ried May, Pierce May, Nick Napoletano) and gets pumped up for their performance.
• Trumpet Solo performs their song "Hard Working Economy" with Mikey guesting on rhythm guitar.
• Bells, Mikey, Josh T, Reid talk some random drunk talk with keg-stands.
• Trumpet Solo live song break.
• A finishing keg-stand from the La Selva Beach Connection.

Beware, like always, there is a lot of loud and foul language so... earmuffs.

Download: kegsolodorktown88.mp3

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Dorktown - Episdoe 87 - Portand Sucks

 

Our podcast has finally returned from a long podcast sabbatical (drying out period). It's going to be another classic Dorktown with audio difficulties, no production, beer drinking and Fresno talk.

Like always, this in NOT Safe For Work or monkeys. Pre-listening sorrys for Producer Becky's mic not working throughout, and no production value (no songs, sound effects, opening or closing music) due to a bad computer.

Download this file: dorktownepisode87.mp3 to listen. Or use the player:

Dorktown Podcast #87

Expect to hear some stuff about: Bells in Portland, the Clovis Urban Stupid Exp, Voting In Fresno and prop 19, what a Marinite thinks of Fresno, Fresnans in San Fran and more junk.

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Pliny The Elder - Dorktown Podcast EP85

It's been time for Dorktown to do a show from the road for a while now. So why not do one during a friend of the show's birthday party, a one Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection"? There is no music in this episode (sorry) because it's from the road, but you'll hear such things as:

• Bad Casa De Fruta humor.
• Pliny The Elder is the real King Of Beers.
  
• Run-ins with the Highway Patrol.
• Hard rock works at Woodward Park.
• Aaron's party begins and the Plinys are opened.
• Drunk party jibberish.
• A very hungover ride home to Fresno.

To listen, download the file: dorktownEpisode85.mp3

*There are a couple rare edits during this episode, but trust us, they had to be done [drunk jibber jabber]. Email the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Podcast - Episode 84

At Dorktown, we try to make the podcast as difficult to listen to as possible so we're left with the "true fan". Either that or we're just a bunch of idiots with beer and some occasionally working microphones.

In this episode, one douchebag's mic is louder than the other (the WHOLE episode) and the opening music overpowers the douchey talk. If you can handle that (and occasional nasty dialog), have a listen to the latest Dorktown:

Download: dorktown84.mp3 [39:32]

Or use the player:

If you listen you can expect: Fresno radio talk, too many Fresno burger options, Bell's old Suzuki Samurai story, Journey talk?, Bells knows no FuSE Fest artists, Central Fresno fighting, Fonzy aayyys.

Music featured: Trumpet Solo. Say Swear.

Show contacts: mike@dorktown.net, bells@dorktown.net

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Dorktown Podcast Episode #83 - Five Years of Dork

If you haven't really listened to the Dorktown Podcast before (you've had five years to not get around to it, why start now?) the following episode is not for you. It will likely suck because it quietly marks five years of Dorktown and it's kinda self indulgent. No party like in previous years. It's just a couple of douchebags dudes talking, pretty much.

There is a new game played, music from Trumpet Solo and the Fay Wrays, the first Dorktown guest ever (Aaron from La Selva Beach), two special guests drop by the studio, Deftones at Woodward and (of course) audio problems. Other than that, don't worry about it - catch Dorktown the next time around.

But if you're hardcore dork, listen/download: DorkownEP83.mp3

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Dorktown Podcast Episode 82: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Finally. A new Dorktown Podcast to ignore. Stuff you'll not want to listen for:

• Another muffed opening.
• Bells schools an idiot on the UFC and the Fresno connections.
• NEW GAME!: How Many F-Bombs?
• Local music break with Blake Jones and the Trike Shop.
• Will there be a anniversary party for five years of Dorktown?
• Dorktown wedges its way into Fresno radio.
• Wildlife In The City: the full badger story from the man hero that lived it.
• A Fresno tri-tip influenced Fonzy Eyyhhss.

For those that don't know, there is a lot of a cussing and it starts off early. So remember that when you don't listen to the player below or download: dorktownEP82.mp3

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Dorktown Podcast #81: Phoenix, Lucas, Pinkeye and Fresno

After too long of a break *lame* our own Dorktown Podcast returns with all the lameness and fowl language you know and tolerate. This episode was uploaded with no help from Google or its fiber magic.

Download: dorktownepisode81.mp3

Expect to hear some stuff like this:

• Mikey messing up right off the bat with bad audio and screwing up the new opening music by Trumpet Solo (you can barely hear it, dumbass).
• New Fresno places the crew has visited.
• A celebration for Dorktown's 5th anniversary? Yes or no and if yes, then where.
• Trent in Phoenix talks Star Wars and Indy rumors plus let's us in on how Fresno is playing in Arizona.
• Classic Dorktown music with Pinkeye.
• Lost is limping to the finish.
• Fonzy ehhyyys.

Click this or listen with the player:

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Dorktown Podcast Episode 80 - 31 Days Of Kimburrrly

Dorktown went on a large binge errr, mild hiatus but has returned with its own brand of dorky-f-bomb Fresno-y podcasting. As you may know, it's NSFW or yellow labs.

Listen or download: dorktown80.mp3

• Fantributor Kim Burrrly is in the studio to talk about her 31 Days Of Fresno.
• Could Clovis have '31 Days'?
• Bars located around Dorktown Studios.
• The first blogger on KMJ.
• Disneyland tangent.
• Fresno band, Moses, makes their Dorktown debut.
• Coach Fu Manchu.
• Kimburrrly hate mail.
• Bells and Kimburrrly battle over Imagination Movers.
• No Town's roller derby season is coming!
• Fonzy Eyyys.
  

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Dorktown #79 - A Dorktown Christmas

Welcome to another episode of our own crass little podcast, Dorktown. As always, your ears will be offended by the cussing and the lameness.

Download: aDorktownChristmas.mp3 [35.95mb] [39:18] [Episode #79]

Some of what you'll be listening too:

• Christmas Tree lane better than Candy Cane Lane.
• Bullard Knight football kicks all ass.
• A Fresnan secret is revealed.
• A Christmas movie themed OR GAME.
• Dorktown interviews Luke from Brother Luke & The Comrades and Circles & Circles.
• Live clip of Brother Luke playing at Starline.
• Bells and Mikey play Modern Warfare 2 [PSN names: Bells316 and fresnan].
• HIGH HORSE: Don't put nuts in Mikey's junk.
• A "live" report from Christmas Tree Lane.
• Dorktown is on Facebook now, become a fan and junk.
• FONZY EHHS.

Technical issues (because Mikey is bound to jack up something):

• Mikey's mic is too loud throughout the episode.
• Audio suddenly becomes louder a few minutes in.
• Bad feedback coming back from remotes.

Click to download or listen: aDorktownChristmas.mp3

Dorktown 78 - Mikey's Birthday Episode

Download Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

What will you be listening to today?:

• Mikey is really too old to be podcasting.
• What has Clovis ever given us?!
• Bells tries to cover for technical issues (wow, exciting, eh?)
  
• Mikey is also too old to be watching Bulldog games.
• Fresno's Wheels Of Fortune is played (awesome).
• A Random Moment With Producer Becky.
• What is Bells doing in Central Fresno?
• Fresno sex posistions?
• Fonzy Ehhhs go on too long.

Episode technical issues (because Mikey always jacks up something):

• Computer power cuts out causing stopping and starting on several occasions.

Episode plugs and such:

• Make sure to check out Wheels Of Fortune playing Audie's Olympic on December 26th.
• Dorktown finally has a page on Facebook, become a fan!
• Contact the show by emailing: mike@thefresnan.com
  

Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

Dorktown Podcast episode 77 - The Fay Wrays show

Much like Fresno's Fay Wrays' album release show, this podcast has been building for some time. Finally it's here for us to enjoy (audio issues and all), as Ben and Eli (from the Fay Wrays) join Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky for some dorkness.

Some things you'll be listening to: The Fays Wrays new album, uncomfortable Dorktown pauses, more drinking is needed, recording in Fresno, Fresno's like Europe, Reedly talk, what happened to The Nancies?, loudest Fresno band, Fresno's live music club status, Ben plays some live music, where the Fays Wrays get their ideas, more live Ben, Fonzy Ehhhs.

Listen by clicking this: dorktown77faywrays.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 76: Dorktown Is So Metal!

Dorktown is happy to return and fill your ears with Fresno foulness. What kind of podcast drunkness is there to expect in this episode?

• North Clovis: Where Farmer Ted meets strip malls.
• Bells remembers an old Fresno bar called "Wired"?
• A kinda ACDC in Fresno review.
• Past Bells and Mikey at Greek Fest.
• Marin County talk.
• A new local podcast may be invading Dorktown's space.
• Re:FUSE Fest is coming to Downtown Fresno October 2nd and 3rd.
• Fresno band Racelegs gets Dorktown play.
• Former Flowing With Famous star, Reid May, is at Tokyo Garden and is so metal with his band Trumpet Solo.
• "Or Game"
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Bootlegged In Fresno: Trumpet Solo.
  
  Download Episode 76: DorktownIsSoMetal.mp3
  

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Dorktown Podcast - Episode 75

Simply put: This episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show, Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there is too many bad words. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen.

So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

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>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast Episode 74 - The View Looks Good From Dorktown

So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno. Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

• Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?


• The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.


• Bells translates for Becky.


• The Bee is all small now.


• Ed gets into a blog war.


• Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!


• Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?


• ShamWow jokes.


• Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?


• Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.


• ACDC is coming to your Fresno.


• Beer break.


• Podcasting discussed.


• iPhone/Star Wars battle.


• Or games.


• Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

Anniversary show details:

Dorktown 73: Patrick Contreras Band invades

Fresno musician, Patrick Contreras, has been making the Fresno podcast rounds and has finally stopped by Dorktown to visit with Bells, Becky and Mikey. But that's not the only guest, PCB drummer Jason and bass/keyboard player Quetzal are hanging too, along with Ms. Joey aka Lola La Chola.

We don't want to give it all away but the band will be talking about shutting down the Tower District (pretty much) June 20th and they play a new song live! Plus, Joey gives up some juicy Smog City gossip at the end.

FOWL LANGUAGE AND LOUDNESS WARNING: There's a lot of it. Tell the kids "ear muffs" then listen to DorktownEpisode73.mp3 by clicking and downloading.

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Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
  


• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
  


• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
  


• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.


• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.


• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.


• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.


• Fonzy Eyyys.

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dorktown72.mp3
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Dorktown Epsisode 71 - Newsroom Cafe

Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

• A slow start with funky audio.


• What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?


• What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?


• Is Ashley hot?


• Drinking at Disneyland.


• The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.


• Everybody's first concerts.


• Big Hat Days at Clovis.


• Comcast has dating "On Demand"?


• Things get out of hand.


• Fonzy Eyyss.
  

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.

If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
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Dorktown Podcast 70:

Please do us a favor, readers, and listen to Dorktown - Episode 70. And yes, this is NOT Safe For Work or fans common decency. Some things to expect:

>Lance Armstrong peed in Clovis.

>Does Bells know what the hell Twitter is?

>Dave Mathews finally comes to Fresno.

>Will there be a Lamb Of God ticket giveaway?

>One of Bells' rivals becomes a podcaster.

>Central Valley radio memories.

>Mike Oz gets rowdy voicemails.

>HateFX has new Fresno metal.

>Fonzy Eeyyys!

Contact the show: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

Download the show here: DorktownEpisode70.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast: Episode S-I-X-T-Y Niiiiine

Just trying to start your week off with something Not Safe For Work; it's our obnoxiously amusing, very poorly engineered and very Fresno, podcast: Dorktown69.mp3

Some things to expect:

Clerks finally opens the show, loud metal and low mic volume follows.
"Producer Becky" returns.
K-Fed comes back to Fresno.
Ty Pennington does too Extreme of a makeover in Fresno.
Segment: Is... is that fucking Timmy T?
Bad singing.
Farrell's memories disappoint.
Segment: High Horse: No, I haven't read your blog.
Music: Fashawn "Freedom"
Audio problem #2.
Segment: Underrated - Fresno edition.
More blogger bashing from Bells.
Bells is the best hamburger in Fresno.
Fonzy Eyyyss: complete with Star Wars and male enhancement.

Listen by Downloading: Dorktown69.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 68: Sounds Like Crap

Humbly brought to you by The Fresnan it's Dorktown Podcast Episode 68. It's unsafe listening for work and small English speaking children.

If you're brave enough to listen, you can expect that hosts Mikey and Bells's mics will be too loud and the guests (Derek and Aaron) mics won't be working at all (there is a payoff for that if you can listen to the whole show). You can also expect three celeb guests to show up, and Mikey sounding like a dumbshit.

Download: DorktownEpisode68.mp3

Dorktown Christmas 08 - Episode 67

It's Dorktown Podcast's Christmas 2008 Episode. It's not safe for work, unless you work at a strip club. Download: Dorktown Episode 67

-A Christmas Story kind of opening.
-Bells warns Mikey against dirty mall Santas.
-Winter Formal sex stories.
-Mikey over modulates a Victory Jump Christmas song and gives up.
-Is Gary Chereone taking over the defunct Cabo Wabo Fresno?
-More VH talk.
-HIGH HORSE: Glade's big ugly lying spokeswoman.
-Fonzy Eyyyyys.
-Rambling.

Click this: dorktownepisode67.mp3

Dorktown 66: Old Fresno Podcasting

Welcome to what is known as the stain on Fresno's culture rug: Dorktown Podcast. Episode 66 is ready for downloading. It's not safe for work but perfectly fine for babies. What to expect:

• A little too much KISS and rambling open a podcast with.
• Old listeners have grown up and moved on.
• Good Fresno fake ID spots.
• Bells is glad the election is over.
• Downtown Bisla's was the best but The Sky Room is cool.
  
• The Fay Wray's get more Dorktown play.
• A Bell's HIGH HORSE.
• Fran Florez gets the Dorktown treatment.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen to the podcast by clicking this: DorktownEpisode66.mp3

Dorktown Fair: Episode 65

Dorktown Podcast episode 65 is not safe for work and is all about this:

The hiatus is over, what's been happening? Nothing, that's what.
The Fresno Fair and restraining orders.
Death Magnetic talk.
"Live" remote from The Landmark's patio with Mike Oz and Vince from Sleepover Disaster.
Does Bells miss the Tower District?
Bells gets on his high horse.
An attempt to try and send it back out to The Landmark with Mike Oz, FAILS. An attempt at interviewing Ed and Adam from TVLGFHF, doesn't.
Armos keep to themselves.
Fresno Wabo talk - where's Sammy?
Fonzy Eyyys and Fulton Mall chicks.
Armenian Festival and old folks.
Mikey waits for the funny.

Listen to dorktown65.mp3

Contacting the show: mike@thefresnan.com, bells@dorktown.net, on myspace.

Episdoe 64: Internetland and Dorktownland collide

I want you to think about something before you listen to this podcast: Can you handle listening to a couple of rude jackasses cussing, drinking and talking about nonsense? If the answer is yes, then download this: DorktownInternetLandEpisode64.mp3

Some things to expect:

• A Fresnan ventures into Clovis?
• What Fresno women would you like to see in a bikini?
• Send Dorktown your gold!
• Fresno band "The Fay Wrays" kiss Mikey and Bells.
  
• Does a Fresno Starbucks need to be saved?
• Baskin and Robbins corporate will want to hear this.
• HIGH HORSE: Knock it off Kim! Knock it off!
• Bells yells at Internetland.

Listen to Episode 64

Dorktown 63: Give it one more try

We have returned with in-studio Fresno dorkness. Listen to Dorktown Episode 63. Be warned, rude language and rude Fresnans throughout.

-The FCC can't stop drinking on podcasts.
-Fresnans are tuff!
-Bells randomly checks on listeners.
-Hot Fresno breakfast spots.
-Timmy T controversy on The Fresnan.
-"Brodie Mash" answers questions from a dork.
-The "Front Row" pops up in Fresno in another form.
-Why is Ray Appleton so damn popular?
-FBomb drop.
-The Sleepover Disaster gets dorky.
-The return of the OR GAME.
-National Champion Diamond Dogs...with Pat Hill?
-Fonzy Eyyss.

Download: dorktownEpisode63.mp3

EPISODE 62: ONE DORKYASS PARTY

Listen to Episode 62

The first half of the show is clips from the Dorktown Three Year Anniversary Party. Second half is Mikey and a low volume Bells talking on the phone about why they had to talk on the phone...yep, it's as exciting as it sounds.

No real summary this time. You've just got to listen and try to enjoy. If you're new to the Dorktown Podcast, I'd like to warn you it's unprofessional, obnoxious and there is swearing throughout - nasty Fresnans.

click it: dorktown62.mp3