Dorktown Podcast Episode 82: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Finally. A new Dorktown Podcast to ignore. Stuff you'll not want to listen for:

• Another muffed opening.
• Bells schools an idiot on the UFC and the Fresno connections.
• NEW GAME!: How Many F-Bombs?
• Local music break with Blake Jones and the Trike Shop.
• Will there be a anniversary party for five years of Dorktown?
• Dorktown wedges its way into Fresno radio.
• Wildlife In The City: the full badger story from the man hero that lived it.
• A Fresno tri-tip influenced Fonzy Eyyhhss.

For those that don't know, there is a lot of a cussing and it starts off early. So remember that when you don't listen to the player below or download: dorktownEP82.mp3

*You can be awesome and become a fan of Dorktown on Facebook (even if you don't listen) and also find it on iTunes by searching for "Dorktown Podcast".

Dorktown Podcast #81: Phoenix, Lucas, Pinkeye and Fresno

After too long of a break *lame* our own Dorktown Podcast returns with all the lameness and fowl language you know and tolerate. This episode was uploaded with no help from Google or its fiber magic.

Download: dorktownepisode81.mp3

Expect to hear some stuff like this:

• Mikey messing up right off the bat with bad audio and screwing up the new opening music by Trumpet Solo (you can barely hear it, dumbass).
• New Fresno places the crew has visited.
• A celebration for Dorktown's 5th anniversary? Yes or no and if yes, then where.
• Trent in Phoenix talks Star Wars and Indy rumors plus let's us in on how Fresno is playing in Arizona.
• Classic Dorktown music with Pinkeye.
• Lost is limping to the finish.
• Fonzy ehhyyys.

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*You can be awesome and become a fan of Dorktown on Facebook and also find it on iTunes by searching for "Dorktown Podcast".

Dorktown Podcast Episode 80 - 31 Days Of Kimburrrly

Dorktown went on a large binge errr, mild hiatus but has returned with its own brand of dorky-f-bomb Fresno-y podcasting. As you may know, it's NSFW or yellow labs.

Listen or download: dorktown80.mp3

• Fantributor Kim Burrrly is in the studio to talk about her 31 Days Of Fresno.
• Could Clovis have '31 Days'?
• Bars located around Dorktown Studios.
• The first blogger on KMJ.
• Disneyland tangent.
• Fresno band, Moses, makes their Dorktown debut.
• Coach Fu Manchu.
• Kimburrrly hate mail.
• Bells and Kimburrrly battle over Imagination Movers.
• No Town's roller derby season is coming!
• Fonzy Eyyys.
  

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Dorktown #79 - A Dorktown Christmas

Welcome to another episode of our own crass little podcast, Dorktown. As always, your ears will be offended by the cussing and the lameness.

Download: aDorktownChristmas.mp3 [35.95mb] [39:18] [Episode #79]

Some of what you'll be listening too:

• Christmas Tree lane better than Candy Cane Lane.
• Bullard Knight football kicks all ass.
• A Fresnan secret is revealed.
• A Christmas movie themed OR GAME.
• Dorktown interviews Luke from Brother Luke & The Comrades and Circles & Circles.
• Live clip of Brother Luke playing at Starline.
• Bells and Mikey play Modern Warfare 2 [PSN names: Bells316 and fresnan].
• HIGH HORSE: Don't put nuts in Mikey's junk.
• A "live" report from Christmas Tree Lane.
• Dorktown is on Facebook now, become a fan and junk.
• FONZY EHHS.

Technical issues (because Mikey is bound to jack up something):

• Mikey's mic is too loud throughout the episode.
• Audio suddenly becomes louder a few minutes in.
• Bad feedback coming back from remotes.

Click to download or listen: aDorktownChristmas.mp3

Dorktown 78 - Mikey's Birthday Episode

Download Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

What will you be listening to today?:

• Mikey is really too old to be podcasting.
• What has Clovis ever given us?!
• Bells tries to cover for technical issues (wow, exciting, eh?)
  
• Mikey is also too old to be watching Bulldog games.
• Fresno's Wheels Of Fortune is played (awesome).
• A Random Moment With Producer Becky.
• What is Bells doing in Central Fresno?
• Fresno sex posistions?
• Fonzy Ehhhs go on too long.

Episode technical issues (because Mikey always jacks up something):

• Computer power cuts out causing stopping and starting on several occasions.

Episode plugs and such:

• Make sure to check out Wheels Of Fortune playing Audie's Olympic on December 26th.
• Dorktown finally has a page on Facebook, become a fan!
• Contact the show by emailing: mike@thefresnan.com
  

Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

Dorktown Podcast episode 77 - The Fay Wrays show

Much like Fresno's Fay Wrays' album release show, this podcast has been building for some time. Finally it's here for us to enjoy (audio issues and all), as Ben and Eli (from the Fay Wrays) join Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky for some dorkness.

Some things you'll be listening to: The Fays Wrays new album, uncomfortable Dorktown pauses, more drinking is needed, recording in Fresno, Fresno's like Europe, Reedly talk, what happened to The Nancies?, loudest Fresno band, Fresno's live music club status, Ben plays some live music, where the Fays Wrays get their ideas, more live Ben, Fonzy Ehhhs.

Listen by clicking this: dorktown77faywrays.mp3
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Thanks for listening and please check out our blog at www.thefresnan.com

Dorktown Episode 76: Dorktown Is So Metal!

Dorktown is happy to return and fill your ears with Fresno foulness. What kind of podcast drunkness is there to expect in this episode?

• North Clovis: Where Farmer Ted meets strip malls.
• Bells remembers an old Fresno bar called "Wired"?
• A kinda ACDC in Fresno review.
• Past Bells and Mikey at Greek Fest.
• Marin County talk.
• A new local podcast may be invading Dorktown's space.
• Re:FUSE Fest is coming to Downtown Fresno October 2nd and 3rd.
• Fresno band Racelegs gets Dorktown play.
• Former Flowing With Famous star, Reid May, is at Tokyo Garden and is so metal with his band Trumpet Solo.
• "Or Game"
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Bootlegged In Fresno: Trumpet Solo.
  
  Download Episode 76: DorktownIsSoMetal.mp3
  

*Or go to your iTunes, search in podcasts for "Dorktown" and have some dirty fun!

Dorktown Podcast - Episode 75

Simply put: This episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show, Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there is too many bad words. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen.

So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

Dare to download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast Episode 74 - The View Looks Good From Dorktown

So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno. Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

• Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?


• The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.


• Bells translates for Becky.


• The Bee is all small now.


• Ed gets into a blog war.


• Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!


• Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?


• ShamWow jokes.


• Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?


• Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.


• ACDC is coming to your Fresno.


• Beer break.


• Podcasting discussed.


• iPhone/Star Wars battle.


• Or games.


• Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

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Dorktown 73: Patrick Contreras Band invades

Fresno musician, Patrick Contreras, has been making the Fresno podcast rounds and has finally stopped by Dorktown to visit with Bells, Becky and Mikey. But that's not the only guest, PCB drummer Jason and bass/keyboard player Quetzal are hanging too, along with Ms. Joey aka Lola La Chola.

We don't want to give it all away but the band will be talking about shutting down the Tower District (pretty much) June 20th and they play a new song live! Plus, Joey gives up some juicy Smog City gossip at the end.

FOWL LANGUAGE AND LOUDNESS WARNING: There's a lot of it. Tell the kids "ear muffs" then listen to DorktownEpisode73.mp3 by clicking and downloading.

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Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
  


• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
  


• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
  


• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.


• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.


• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.


• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.


• Fonzy Eyyys.

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dorktown72.mp3
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Dorktown Epsisode 71 - Newsroom Cafe

Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

• A slow start with funky audio.


• What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?


• What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?


• Is Ashley hot?


• Drinking at Disneyland.


• The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.


• Everybody's first concerts.


• Big Hat Days at Clovis.


• Comcast has dating "On Demand"?


• Things get out of hand.


• Fonzy Eyyss.
  

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.

If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
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Dorktown Podcast 70:

Please do us a favor, readers, and listen to Dorktown - Episode 70. And yes, this is NOT Safe For Work or fans common decency. Some things to expect:

>Lance Armstrong peed in Clovis.

>Does Bells know what the hell Twitter is?

>Dave Mathews finally comes to Fresno.

>Will there be a Lamb Of God ticket giveaway?

>One of Bells' rivals becomes a podcaster.

>Central Valley radio memories.

>Mike Oz gets rowdy voicemails.

>HateFX has new Fresno metal.

>Fonzy Eeyyys!

Contact the show: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

Download the show here: DorktownEpisode70.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast: Episode S-I-X-T-Y Niiiiine

Just trying to start your week off with something Not Safe For Work; it's our obnoxiously amusing, very poorly engineered and very Fresno, podcast: Dorktown69.mp3

Some things to expect:

Clerks finally opens the show, loud metal and low mic volume follows.
"Producer Becky" returns.
K-Fed comes back to Fresno.
Ty Pennington does too Extreme of a makeover in Fresno.
Segment: Is... is that fucking Timmy T?
Bad singing.
Farrell's memories disappoint.
Segment: High Horse: No, I haven't read your blog.
Music: Fashawn "Freedom"
Audio problem #2.
Segment: Underrated - Fresno edition.
More blogger bashing from Bells.
Bells is the best hamburger in Fresno.
Fonzy Eyyyss: complete with Star Wars and male enhancement.

Listen by Downloading: Dorktown69.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 68: Sounds Like Crap

Humbly brought to you by The Fresnan it's Dorktown Podcast Episode 68. It's unsafe listening for work and small English speaking children.

If you're brave enough to listen, you can expect that hosts Mikey and Bells's mics will be too loud and the guests (Derek and Aaron) mics won't be working at all (there is a payoff for that if you can listen to the whole show). You can also expect three celeb guests to show up, and Mikey sounding like a dumbshit.

Download: DorktownEpisode68.mp3

Dorktown Christmas 08 - Episode 67

It's Dorktown Podcast's Christmas 2008 Episode. It's not safe for work, unless you work at a strip club. Download: Dorktown Episode 67

-A Christmas Story kind of opening.
-Bells warns Mikey against dirty mall Santas.
-Winter Formal sex stories.
-Mikey over modulates a Victory Jump Christmas song and gives up.
-Is Gary Chereone taking over the defunct Cabo Wabo Fresno?
-More VH talk.
-HIGH HORSE: Glade's big ugly lying spokeswoman.
-Fonzy Eyyyyys.
-Rambling.

Click this: dorktownepisode67.mp3

Dorktown 66: Old Fresno Podcasting

Welcome to what is known as the stain on Fresno's culture rug: Dorktown Podcast. Episode 66 is ready for downloading. It's not safe for work but perfectly fine for babies. What to expect:

• A little too much KISS and rambling open a podcast with.
• Old listeners have grown up and moved on.
• Good Fresno fake ID spots.
• Bells is glad the election is over.
• Downtown Bisla's was the best but The Sky Room is cool.
  
• The Fay Wray's get more Dorktown play.
• A Bell's HIGH HORSE.
• Fran Florez gets the Dorktown treatment.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen to the podcast by clicking this: DorktownEpisode66.mp3

Dorktown Fair: Episode 65

Dorktown Podcast episode 65 is not safe for work and is all about this:

The hiatus is over, what's been happening? Nothing, that's what.
The Fresno Fair and restraining orders.
Death Magnetic talk.
"Live" remote from The Landmark's patio with Mike Oz and Vince from Sleepover Disaster.
Does Bells miss the Tower District?
Bells gets on his high horse.
An attempt to try and send it back out to The Landmark with Mike Oz, FAILS. An attempt at interviewing Ed and Adam from TVLGFHF, doesn't.
Armos keep to themselves.
Fresno Wabo talk - where's Sammy?
Fonzy Eyyys and Fulton Mall chicks.
Armenian Festival and old folks.
Mikey waits for the funny.

Listen to dorktown65.mp3

Contacting the show: mike@thefresnan.com, bells@dorktown.net, on myspace.

Episdoe 64: Internetland and Dorktownland collide

I want you to think about something before you listen to this podcast: Can you handle listening to a couple of rude jackasses cussing, drinking and talking about nonsense? If the answer is yes, then download this: DorktownInternetLandEpisode64.mp3

Some things to expect:

• A Fresnan ventures into Clovis?
• What Fresno women would you like to see in a bikini?
• Send Dorktown your gold!
• Fresno band "The Fay Wrays" kiss Mikey and Bells.
  
• Does a Fresno Starbucks need to be saved?
• Baskin and Robbins corporate will want to hear this.
• HIGH HORSE: Knock it off Kim! Knock it off!
• Bells yells at Internetland.

Listen to Episode 64

Dorktown 63: Give it one more try

We have returned with in-studio Fresno dorkness. Listen to Dorktown Episode 63. Be warned, rude language and rude Fresnans throughout.

-The FCC can't stop drinking on podcasts.
-Fresnans are tuff!
-Bells randomly checks on listeners.
-Hot Fresno breakfast spots.
-Timmy T controversy on The Fresnan.
-"Brodie Mash" answers questions from a dork.
-The "Front Row" pops up in Fresno in another form.
-Why is Ray Appleton so damn popular?
-FBomb drop.
-The Sleepover Disaster gets dorky.
-The return of the OR GAME.
-National Champion Diamond Dogs...with Pat Hill?
-Fonzy Eyyss.

Download: dorktownEpisode63.mp3