Where Is My TV Guide and Tom Cruise?: Dorktown Podcast #214

Check this episode of Dorktown for a classic "Or Game" with TV Guides and Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins PLUS a "Is It Metal" game mixed in, complete with shoplifting stories AND the best theory ever on why Tom Cruise is still the Church Of Scientology! Plus Playgirl wonderings and a special caller.

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Thanks for listening and supporting indie podcasting.

CLICK TO LISTEN: DorktownPlaygirl214.mp3
 21MB || 46:05 || Fowl Language (lots)

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America's Original Hangout Podcast: Dorktown [#213]

Bells begins by forcing Mikey to do something he does not want to do. Then we get into some podcasting talk - like Dawn & Drew and couples podcasting. A dude calls in to try and upset Bells. Then we play listener supported Or Game questions. We play some Vanessa Silberman. Nobody seems to care that Kanye West is coming to Fresno. Netflix recos. More Or Games and some Star Wars updates.

LISTEN: DorktownPodcast213.mp3
33.7MB | 1:13:48 | Language

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212: You Got GOT, Radio Guy Trying To Podcast - Dorktown Podcast

Mikey hates it when radio guys come into the podcasting space and tell podcasters what they are doing wrong. We have audio proof. And we get passionate about feedback about our show from radio guys.

Also, some people out there don't like "The Bells". Plus, Chew Your Beer provides us an elementary school Or Game! 

Click: DorktownPodcast212.mp3
25.6MB | 56:03 | Language

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The Episode That Should Not Be: Dorktown #211

There's a long-running question among podcasters: Is it better to post an episode that sucks but is still released on time, OR  is it better to post nothing at all and hope the next try will be better?

We chose to post.

This is an example of what happens when you record really late and then go through an hour long sound malfunction. People start to bail. Somebody bails in this episode, and rightfully so.

And when the outline of the show (that wasn't the greatest to start with) relies on said people that are no longer there, you're in trouble. Podcasting can be rough sometimes.

So here it is. In all, it's uncomfortable glory. Complete with a music break from Save Us From The Archon. Episode 211 of Dorktown:

Click: DorktownPodcast211.mp3
 17.5 | 38:15 | Language

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The Blade and The Fox: Dorktown 210

Questions will be answered in this episode of Dorktown. Some of those questions:

• Has Bells got his precious knife back?
• Was Nolan Ryan at a Fresno Grizzlies game?
• How the hell is The Comedy Button podcast making so much damn money?
• Is the new Metallica song any good?
• What is spooking the Studio Labs?
• What did Becky have to do for her bachelorette party?

This and more if you are awesome and listen.

CLICK: DorktownQuestions.mp3

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Ain't That Right, Uh Huh? Dorktown #209

This episode, there's "Knife Talk", some actual serious talk about guns, the magic of Orlando Bloom's nakedness, Bells and Becky give The Perfect Pour some constructive criticism,  Chew Your Beer gives us a call and plenty of Or Game questions to CHEW on (with a epic Bells rant), plus, greatest Little Rascal of All Time!

Click to listen: DorktownORlandoBloomers.mp3

Fonzy Eyyyhhh to YOU for listening!

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Classic Breakfast Cereal "Or Game": Dorktown Podcast 208

We eat cereal dry (well, some of us do) and drink beer while we decide if things are METAL, talk some Star Wars, play some new stuff from Farooq, and have the ultimate cereal Or Game! Will your favorite classic cereal be dissed?

Listen to find out: DorktownPodcast208.mp3

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The Outer Rim Of Podcasting: Dorktown Podcast #207

"How do you know I bought these clothes at K-Mart? Were you shopping at K-Mart?"

The above questioning will make sense after you listen to the show. We're going to talk dealing with hangovers with a kid around, grills, play an Or Game (thanks, Chew), talk High Speed Rail?, drink some beer and say some fun stuff. 

This week's music provided by The Argyle Pimps.

Click to listen: OuterRimOfPodcastingDorktown207.mp3
23.8 || 52:09 || Language and bad talk

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Like, this is, like, Dorktown or like, you know, whatever [Dorktown #206]

Mikey has issues. Things he has been trying to fix for years but has yet to. Time to turn to Producer Becky, Bells and the Dorktown Listener for help.

For somebody that's been podcasting for 11 years, Mikey still has a giant speaking crutch that he can't get rid of and is finally owning up to it. Please help the man.

Plus there will be a Or Game conducted by Bells, a forever listener that comes through the Dorktown Studio to discuss the old days of local podcasting. And, most of all, we say goodbye to a couple podcasters we love.

All this and more things to dork out about, on the latest Dorktown.

CLICK TO LISTEN: LikeDorktownPodcast206.mp3
27.2 MB | 59:36 | Language

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Get Off Your Google Bike, Dork! [Dorktown Podcast #205]

http://theperfectpour.podbean.com/mf/web/c6juhk/DorktownEpisode205.mp3

Have you heard of Google's bikes? Well Producer Becky had an encounter with them and things happened. Good times. A listener submits an Or Game. Standing at rock shows gets debated. Becky gets a call about her past and we recount a show from The Cure and we somehow bring up Eric Roberts.

PLUS! Mikey has a real exchange with Gary Vee. 

Listen: DorktownCure.mp3

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What Are You Prepared To Do? Dorktown Podcast #204

Everybody loves talking like Sean Connery. So this episode we talk like Sean Connery. We pick out the top Connery character lines and let Bells do his best Scottish voice.

There also just might be a call from somebody that will cause quite a BOONDOGGLE. Plus an unexpected tribute to an old actor we miss.

CLICK TO LISTEN: DorktownSeanCon.mp3

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Dorks N Roses: Dorktown Podcast #203

Guns and Roses. That's what this episode is about. Guns and effing Roses. There's an Or Game. Bells reviews the Guns and Roses Las Vegas Show as only he can. 

MUSIC BREAK: Guns N Roses live in Las Vegas w' Sebastian Bach "My Michelle".

Oh yeah, we also drink some Chocotaso made by Chew Your Beer, a little bit of podcasting talk, Snapchat ("trenchrun22" for Mikey) and what nots.

LISTEN HERE!: DorksNRoses.mp3
                     25.6 MB | 53:43 | Language

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Did We Talk About This Already?: Dorktown #202

Bells finally listened back to some Dorktowns and decided we talk about the same things too much. So to celebrate, we talk about the same things.

We break down the cussing in the Big Lebowski (you are going to hear even more cussing than normal this episode...you have been warned). Play some Kenny Rodgers? Throw in a little Star Wars, talk some Axl, listen to voicemails and bingo bango you've got a Dorktown.

Please enjoy, dork! (seriously, the most F-Bombs you've ever heard, thank you, Josh Stock).

Click to play: DorktownAgain202.mp3

*Additional music by Townes Van Zandt.

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Master Yoda... you survived: Dorktown Podcast #201

We look to shortlist.com to help us with the "15 Greatest Star Wars Scenes of All Time". We break their list down, Dorktown style. We also drink craft beer and Bells has an epic yelling session at radio people invading the podcasting space.

LISTEN: StarWarsScenesDorktwon201.mp3
23.09 MB | 53:13 | Explicit Content

Music break by Meet Me In Montauk.

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We Eat Oreo Cookies Like Adults: Dorktown Podcast 200

Yep. 200 episodes of Dorktown. It took almost 11 years but we are here.

What does one do for their 200th episode? Well, we sure like to play Or Games, so why not have the whole episode an Or Game? So that's what we do, with the help of Nick and Karen, random Or Game the whole episode.

Thank you EVERYONE! Everyone that has ever listened to and supported us. Thank you. Big Fonzy Eyyy to you for listening to this!

Click and listen: DorktownPodcast200.mp3

Music break by Strange Vine from Dorktown 159.
29.4 MB | 1:04:25 | Explicit Content

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This Is Your Wake Up Call, Bodhi: Dorktown Podcast #199

 Leave Barbara Bush alone, you mean people. She knows it all. Know that, listener. Also know these things as you listen to a new Dorktown.

Leave Barbara Bush alone, you mean people. She knows it all. Know that, listener. Also know these things as you listen to a new Dorktown.

• There is rambling. Rambling and yelling at Mikey. Plenty of yelling at Mikey.
• Mikey takes the hit for the team and tries the Quesalupa and then there's a Taco Bell "Or Game"!
• A mysterious sound stops the show.
• MUSIC BREAK: "Bounty Hunters" from RoyKsopp off the "Star Wars Headspace" album.
• Bells brings over an amazing new beer from House Of Pendragon Brewing and we talk a little #indiebeer and Mikey gets a little nuts about beer culture and Lagunitas.
• A little bit of Star Wars talk.

Listen here!: DorktownPodcast199.mp3
 23.8 MB | 52:11 | Explicit!

 

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There's Nothing Radio About It: Dorktown Podcast #198

We may have had too much green beans before podcasting today. Everything is uncomfortable. Here is some of that.

• Mikey goes to Whole Foods and is confronted by his awkwardness.
• Bells keeps trying to sell this as a radio show. Shut up, Bells.
• Becky has an allergic reaction to Bells.
• Tokyo Death March is played.
• Bells connects with a Scientologist.
• There is a Or Game featuring some Coen Brothers villains and then Bells comes up with a 'top of his head' Star Wars light-saber battle Or Game.
• Not everyone is pleased.

Thanks for listening to Dorktown. Don't listen to Bells, we seriously love you.

Listen: DorktownPodcast198.mp3
18 MB | 39:07 | Explicit

 

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Desert Hobos and Star Wars Villains: Dorktown #197

Something is waiting in the bushes of podcasting... and it's this episode of Dorktown.

Is Rick Dee's still alive? It takes a while to figure out. Mikey also tries to rant about what's wrong with the podcasting space right now but Becky and Bells won't allow it and everyone goes to check their Linkedin account.

Oh and we also play a Star Wars "Or Game" with a villain theme. There's a MUSIC BREAK from Bad Lip Reading's "Bushes Of Love". And something to think about: How fat will Axl Rose be for the Guns n' Roses reunion tour?

Have some fun with us.

LISTEN: BushesOfDorktown.mp3
27 MB | 59:07 | Explicit

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Star Wars: The Dork Awakens - Dorktown Podcast #196

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Our winter podcasting break is finally over! We begin 2016 with our review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Quite possibly the latest review of TFA on the Internet.

Don't worry, if you're trying to remain spoiler free (really, still?), we saved it for the final segment of the show. Before that we review what we liked (and maybe didn't like) about 2015 - including our picks for podcasts of the year!

Plus we review some indie beer and play some Puscifer - don't sue us, Maynard.

Thanks for hanging with our consistently inconsistent schedule of shows!

LISTEN: TheDorkAwakens196.mp3
31.8 MB | 1:10 | explicit

(WARNING: Listen for all the cussing!)

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Jesus and Candy: Dorktown Podcast #195

Well it's November and that means it's Halloween candy season... wait... that doesn't sound right. Oh well, we're doing a candy themed OR GAME anywhere. It's the ultimate candy showdown! *dun dun dunnn*

Plus, Bells & Mikey have separate run-ins with some Jehovah Witnesses and Bells pulls know punches, there is beer drinking, reaction to the Star Wars The Force Awakens trailer and The Dirty Limbs are played.

Direct Download: DorktownCandy195.mp3

[Sorry, Producer Becky's mic cable kept going out during the recording...yes, it is Mike's fault]

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