Dorktown Podcast - Episode 75

Simply put: This episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show, Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there is too many bad words. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen.

So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

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>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast Episode 74 - The View Looks Good From Dorktown

So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno. Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

• Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?


• The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.


• Bells translates for Becky.


• The Bee is all small now.


• Ed gets into a blog war.


• Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!


• Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?


• ShamWow jokes.


• Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?


• Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.


• ACDC is coming to your Fresno.


• Beer break.


• Podcasting discussed.


• iPhone/Star Wars battle.


• Or games.


• Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

Anniversary show details:

Dorktown 73: Patrick Contreras Band invades

Fresno musician, Patrick Contreras, has been making the Fresno podcast rounds and has finally stopped by Dorktown to visit with Bells, Becky and Mikey. But that's not the only guest, PCB drummer Jason and bass/keyboard player Quetzal are hanging too, along with Ms. Joey aka Lola La Chola.

We don't want to give it all away but the band will be talking about shutting down the Tower District (pretty much) June 20th and they play a new song live! Plus, Joey gives up some juicy Smog City gossip at the end.

FOWL LANGUAGE AND LOUDNESS WARNING: There's a lot of it. Tell the kids "ear muffs" then listen to DorktownEpisode73.mp3 by clicking and downloading.

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Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
  


• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
  


• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
  


• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.


• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.


• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.


• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.


• Fonzy Eyyys.

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dorktown72.mp3
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Dorktown Epsisode 71 - Newsroom Cafe

Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

• A slow start with funky audio.


• What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?


• What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?


• Is Ashley hot?


• Drinking at Disneyland.


• The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.


• Everybody's first concerts.


• Big Hat Days at Clovis.


• Comcast has dating "On Demand"?


• Things get out of hand.


• Fonzy Eyyss.
  

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.

If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
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Dorktown Podcast 70:

Please do us a favor, readers, and listen to Dorktown - Episode 70. And yes, this is NOT Safe For Work or fans common decency. Some things to expect:

>Lance Armstrong peed in Clovis.

>Does Bells know what the hell Twitter is?

>Dave Mathews finally comes to Fresno.

>Will there be a Lamb Of God ticket giveaway?

>One of Bells' rivals becomes a podcaster.

>Central Valley radio memories.

>Mike Oz gets rowdy voicemails.

>HateFX has new Fresno metal.

>Fonzy Eeyyys!

Contact the show: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

Download the show here: DorktownEpisode70.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast: Episode S-I-X-T-Y Niiiiine

Just trying to start your week off with something Not Safe For Work; it's our obnoxiously amusing, very poorly engineered and very Fresno, podcast: Dorktown69.mp3

Some things to expect:

Clerks finally opens the show, loud metal and low mic volume follows.
"Producer Becky" returns.
K-Fed comes back to Fresno.
Ty Pennington does too Extreme of a makeover in Fresno.
Segment: Is... is that fucking Timmy T?
Bad singing.
Farrell's memories disappoint.
Segment: High Horse: No, I haven't read your blog.
Music: Fashawn "Freedom"
Audio problem #2.
Segment: Underrated - Fresno edition.
More blogger bashing from Bells.
Bells is the best hamburger in Fresno.
Fonzy Eyyyss: complete with Star Wars and male enhancement.

Listen by Downloading: Dorktown69.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 68: Sounds Like Crap

Humbly brought to you by The Fresnan it's Dorktown Podcast Episode 68. It's unsafe listening for work and small English speaking children.

If you're brave enough to listen, you can expect that hosts Mikey and Bells's mics will be too loud and the guests (Derek and Aaron) mics won't be working at all (there is a payoff for that if you can listen to the whole show). You can also expect three celeb guests to show up, and Mikey sounding like a dumbshit.

Download: DorktownEpisode68.mp3

Dorktown Christmas 08 - Episode 67

It's Dorktown Podcast's Christmas 2008 Episode. It's not safe for work, unless you work at a strip club. Download: Dorktown Episode 67

-A Christmas Story kind of opening.
-Bells warns Mikey against dirty mall Santas.
-Winter Formal sex stories.
-Mikey over modulates a Victory Jump Christmas song and gives up.
-Is Gary Chereone taking over the defunct Cabo Wabo Fresno?
-More VH talk.
-HIGH HORSE: Glade's big ugly lying spokeswoman.
-Fonzy Eyyyyys.
-Rambling.

Click this: dorktownepisode67.mp3

Dorktown 66: Old Fresno Podcasting

Welcome to what is known as the stain on Fresno's culture rug: Dorktown Podcast. Episode 66 is ready for downloading. It's not safe for work but perfectly fine for babies. What to expect:

• A little too much KISS and rambling open a podcast with.
• Old listeners have grown up and moved on.
• Good Fresno fake ID spots.
• Bells is glad the election is over.
• Downtown Bisla's was the best but The Sky Room is cool.
  
• The Fay Wray's get more Dorktown play.
• A Bell's HIGH HORSE.
• Fran Florez gets the Dorktown treatment.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen to the podcast by clicking this: DorktownEpisode66.mp3

Dorktown Fair: Episode 65

Dorktown Podcast episode 65 is not safe for work and is all about this:

The hiatus is over, what's been happening? Nothing, that's what.
The Fresno Fair and restraining orders.
Death Magnetic talk.
"Live" remote from The Landmark's patio with Mike Oz and Vince from Sleepover Disaster.
Does Bells miss the Tower District?
Bells gets on his high horse.
An attempt to try and send it back out to The Landmark with Mike Oz, FAILS. An attempt at interviewing Ed and Adam from TVLGFHF, doesn't.
Armos keep to themselves.
Fresno Wabo talk - where's Sammy?
Fonzy Eyyys and Fulton Mall chicks.
Armenian Festival and old folks.
Mikey waits for the funny.

Listen to dorktown65.mp3

Contacting the show: mike@thefresnan.com, bells@dorktown.net, on myspace.

Episdoe 64: Internetland and Dorktownland collide

I want you to think about something before you listen to this podcast: Can you handle listening to a couple of rude jackasses cussing, drinking and talking about nonsense? If the answer is yes, then download this: DorktownInternetLandEpisode64.mp3

Some things to expect:

• A Fresnan ventures into Clovis?
• What Fresno women would you like to see in a bikini?
• Send Dorktown your gold!
• Fresno band "The Fay Wrays" kiss Mikey and Bells.
  
• Does a Fresno Starbucks need to be saved?
• Baskin and Robbins corporate will want to hear this.
• HIGH HORSE: Knock it off Kim! Knock it off!
• Bells yells at Internetland.

Listen to Episode 64

Dorktown 63: Give it one more try

We have returned with in-studio Fresno dorkness. Listen to Dorktown Episode 63. Be warned, rude language and rude Fresnans throughout.

-The FCC can't stop drinking on podcasts.
-Fresnans are tuff!
-Bells randomly checks on listeners.
-Hot Fresno breakfast spots.
-Timmy T controversy on The Fresnan.
-"Brodie Mash" answers questions from a dork.
-The "Front Row" pops up in Fresno in another form.
-Why is Ray Appleton so damn popular?
-FBomb drop.
-The Sleepover Disaster gets dorky.
-The return of the OR GAME.
-National Champion Diamond Dogs...with Pat Hill?
-Fonzy Eyyss.

Download: dorktownEpisode63.mp3

EPISODE 62: ONE DORKYASS PARTY

Listen to Episode 62

The first half of the show is clips from the Dorktown Three Year Anniversary Party. Second half is Mikey and a low volume Bells talking on the phone about why they had to talk on the phone...yep, it's as exciting as it sounds.

No real summary this time. You've just got to listen and try to enjoy. If you're new to the Dorktown Podcast, I'd like to warn you it's unprofessional, obnoxious and there is swearing throughout - nasty Fresnans.

click it: dorktown62.mp3

Dorktown Episode 61: Damn Near Three Years

Thank you for listening to this: DorktownEpisode61.mp3


-The Dorktown break wasn't long enough.
-Fresno owes Dorktown money.
-Tommy Boy Boyajian and his caucus.
-Ashley is flashing for votes.
-Tommy Lee's penis.
-Fresno State Football Coach Pat Hill on Dorktown...seriously.
-Chrysalis brings Barstow metal.

-DORKTOWN'S THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW AT STARLINE, JUNE 10TH!
-Fresno Podcast Report.
-Ed Stewart explains his new Fresno podcast.
-Beer break with The Overdubs.
-Mikey will buy you a beer.
-A lame Lost discussion.
-NEW SEGMENT: DO YOU TIP WHEN?
-Dorktown's FONZY EHHSS!
-Get drunk and call the Dorktown Hotline to leave a message: 559-224-2483.
-Fresno gets help from George Lucas.
-Email us: mike, bells, kim. Then check out The Fresnan.

*Download: Episode 61

Episode 60: Dorky Breathing

Welcome to our humble frescast. Please beware of nasty language throughout.
Click to listen or download: Dorktown Episode 60

-KICKASS BAD AUDIO THROUGHOUT!
-"Cats" at the Saroyan isn't all that.
-Clovis kicks out their drunks?
-What's wrong with the podcast? Listeners chime in. You can call and leave a message about our suckness: 559-224-2483.
-An old Mikey rival calls in.
-June 10th, Dave "The Snake" Sabo's cousin will be at Dorktown's Three Year Anniversary Party at Starline. The likely lineup: It'll Grow Back, Beandip, Tokyo Death March and Chrysalis.
-We placate the Bakersfield listeners with a NL Belardes interview. Check out his new documentary.
-Fonzy Ehhhsss.
-Thank you Bells. Thanks to interviewees Mike Oz, Heather Mclane, Caruthers Reggie and MissyT.
-This show was long.

listen: dorkybreathingEpisode60.mp3
CONTACTS:
mike@dorktown.net
bells@dorktown.net
kim@dorktown.net (Ask Kimburrrly a question to be answered on a future show!)

KimBurrr Dorks: Dorktown EP59

Kim Burrly

Listen to Dorktown Episode 59 [just click it!] HEADS UP: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR GRANDMAS.

-Dorktown puts Concordia, Kansas on the podcasting map.
-Apparently, Dorktown is the number four podcast in Fresno.
-Is Dorktown getting their ass kicked by The DUmb?
-Is there a band jinx on Dorktown?
-Tokyo Death March debuts on the show.
-NEW SEGMENT "ASK A ROLLER GIRL" DEBUTS WITH KIM BURRRLY! ( email Kim at kim@dorktown.net )
-Kim runs down Smog City's bout against Sonoma. Ever have to remove a skate from your 'giner?
-A Public House review of sorts.
-BIG DORKTOWN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!
-Becky does her best "Daisy".
-Fony Eyyysss.

Download Episode 59: kimburdorkEpisode59.mp3

Dorktown 58: Coach Cleavage

Raw adultness ahead. Keep this in mind before you listen to: Dorktown Episode 58.

-Lame live news reporting.
-Armenian shine boxes.
-Up yours to Fresno podcasts.
-Lola La Chola of the Smog City Roller Grrls returns to Dorktown.
-Stacy Johnson-Klien on ESPN - with bad echoing.

NEW DORKTOWN SEGMENT: ASK A ROLLER GRRL!
Email Kim Burrly of Smog City and she will answer any questions you might have for a Roller Girl. Any. Question. kim@dorktown.net

-Fresno band Elmo Marconi goes Dork.
-"Coach Cleavage" calls in and turns out to not be all that funny.
-The Fonzy Ayyss get out of control.

Download: CoachCleavageDork58.mp3

Dork Dork Rogue - Episode 57

You know by now, we ain't safe for work or moms. Knowing that, download this: Dorktown Episode 57


What to expect this time:
-Don't drive to Yosemite in the snow.
-Cops rule Fat Tuesday in the Tower.
-Bells-n-Mikey break down Fresno Magazine's "How Fresno are you?"
-Bells can't put up with the Club Fred name change.
-Mikey interviews the Bako/Fresno band The Dalloways.
-Fresno band Flight 409 gets a Dorktown style review.
-Pod-a-thon plans are made.
-The Rogue Festival will be covered by The Fresnan.
-Contact the show ya bastards: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

BANDS FEATURED IS THIS EPISODE:
-Duck Duck Goose.
-The Dalloways.
-Flight 409.

Download Episode 57: duckduckdork.mp3

Cafe Dorktown - Episode 56

As always, listen at your own risk; NSFM [Not Safe For Moms].

Start by downloading this file: cafedorktown56.mp3 (It's a large file so there's a longer download time than normal...sorry n shit)


Bells and Mikey return for 2008 with a good-n-longass show:

-Did Fresno State's Pat Hill leave Dorktown a review on iTunes?
-A special Fresno Celebrity version of the "Or Game"
-The Dalloways are having a CD release party at Starline on February 15th.
-Mikey heads to the Fulton Mall to hang out with Leo from Cafe Corazon.
-Bells and Mikey wrap it up with the Fonzy Ayyss.

BAND FEATURED IN EPISODE 56:
Duck Duck Goose.
The Dalloways.

cafedorktown56.mp3