Dorktown Podcast episode 77 - The Fay Wrays show

Much like Fresno's Fay Wrays' album release show, this podcast has been building for some time. Finally it's here for us to enjoy (audio issues and all), as Ben and Eli (from the Fay Wrays) join Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky for some dorkness.

Some things you'll be listening to: The Fays Wrays new album, uncomfortable Dorktown pauses, more drinking is needed, recording in Fresno, Fresno's like Europe, Reedly talk, what happened to The Nancies?, loudest Fresno band, Fresno's live music club status, Ben plays some live music, where the Fays Wrays get their ideas, more live Ben, Fonzy Ehhhs.

Listen by clicking this: dorktown77faywrays.mp3
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Thanks for listening and please check out our blog at www.thefresnan.com

Dorktown Episode 76: Dorktown Is So Metal!

Dorktown is happy to return and fill your ears with Fresno foulness. What kind of podcast drunkness is there to expect in this episode?

• North Clovis: Where Farmer Ted meets strip malls.
• Bells remembers an old Fresno bar called "Wired"?
• A kinda ACDC in Fresno review.
• Past Bells and Mikey at Greek Fest.
• Marin County talk.
• A new local podcast may be invading Dorktown's space.
• Re:FUSE Fest is coming to Downtown Fresno October 2nd and 3rd.
• Fresno band Racelegs gets Dorktown play.
• Former Flowing With Famous star, Reid May, is at Tokyo Garden and is so metal with his band Trumpet Solo.
• "Or Game"
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Bootlegged In Fresno: Trumpet Solo.
  
  Download Episode 76: DorktownIsSoMetal.mp3
  

*Or go to your iTunes, search in podcasts for "Dorktown" and have some dirty fun!

Dorktown Podcast - Episode 75

Simply put: This episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show, Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there is too many bad words. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen.

So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

Dare to download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast Episode 74 - The View Looks Good From Dorktown

So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno. Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

• Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?


• The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.


• Bells translates for Becky.


• The Bee is all small now.


• Ed gets into a blog war.


• Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!


• Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?


• ShamWow jokes.


• Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?


• Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.


• ACDC is coming to your Fresno.


• Beer break.


• Podcasting discussed.


• iPhone/Star Wars battle.


• Or games.


• Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

Anniversary show details:

Dorktown 73: Patrick Contreras Band invades

Fresno musician, Patrick Contreras, has been making the Fresno podcast rounds and has finally stopped by Dorktown to visit with Bells, Becky and Mikey. But that's not the only guest, PCB drummer Jason and bass/keyboard player Quetzal are hanging too, along with Ms. Joey aka Lola La Chola.

We don't want to give it all away but the band will be talking about shutting down the Tower District (pretty much) June 20th and they play a new song live! Plus, Joey gives up some juicy Smog City gossip at the end.

FOWL LANGUAGE AND LOUDNESS WARNING: There's a lot of it. Tell the kids "ear muffs" then listen to DorktownEpisode73.mp3 by clicking and downloading.

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Dorktown 72: Bells Goes After Everybody

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
  


• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
  


• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
  


• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.


• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.


• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.


• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.


• Fonzy Eyyys.

You can download this file

dorktown72.mp3
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Dorktown Epsisode 71 - Newsroom Cafe

Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

• A slow start with funky audio.


• What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?


• What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?


• Is Ashley hot?


• Drinking at Disneyland.


• The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.


• Everybody's first concerts.


• Big Hat Days at Clovis.


• Comcast has dating "On Demand"?


• Things get out of hand.


• Fonzy Eyyss.
  

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.

If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
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Dorktown Podcast 70:

Please do us a favor, readers, and listen to Dorktown - Episode 70. And yes, this is NOT Safe For Work or fans common decency. Some things to expect:

>Lance Armstrong peed in Clovis.

>Does Bells know what the hell Twitter is?

>Dave Mathews finally comes to Fresno.

>Will there be a Lamb Of God ticket giveaway?

>One of Bells' rivals becomes a podcaster.

>Central Valley radio memories.

>Mike Oz gets rowdy voicemails.

>HateFX has new Fresno metal.

>Fonzy Eeyyys!

Contact the show: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

Download the show here: DorktownEpisode70.mp3 Or use the player below:

Dorktown Podcast: Episode S-I-X-T-Y Niiiiine

Just trying to start your week off with something Not Safe For Work; it's our obnoxiously amusing, very poorly engineered and very Fresno, podcast: Dorktown69.mp3

Some things to expect:

Clerks finally opens the show, loud metal and low mic volume follows.
"Producer Becky" returns.
K-Fed comes back to Fresno.
Ty Pennington does too Extreme of a makeover in Fresno.
Segment: Is... is that fucking Timmy T?
Bad singing.
Farrell's memories disappoint.
Segment: High Horse: No, I haven't read your blog.
Music: Fashawn "Freedom"
Audio problem #2.
Segment: Underrated - Fresno edition.
More blogger bashing from Bells.
Bells is the best hamburger in Fresno.
Fonzy Eyyyss: complete with Star Wars and male enhancement.

Listen by Downloading: Dorktown69.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 68: Sounds Like Crap

Humbly brought to you by The Fresnan it's Dorktown Podcast Episode 68. It's unsafe listening for work and small English speaking children.

If you're brave enough to listen, you can expect that hosts Mikey and Bells's mics will be too loud and the guests (Derek and Aaron) mics won't be working at all (there is a payoff for that if you can listen to the whole show). You can also expect three celeb guests to show up, and Mikey sounding like a dumbshit.

Download: DorktownEpisode68.mp3

Dorktown Christmas 08 - Episode 67

It's Dorktown Podcast's Christmas 2008 Episode. It's not safe for work, unless you work at a strip club. Download: Dorktown Episode 67

-A Christmas Story kind of opening.
-Bells warns Mikey against dirty mall Santas.
-Winter Formal sex stories.
-Mikey over modulates a Victory Jump Christmas song and gives up.
-Is Gary Chereone taking over the defunct Cabo Wabo Fresno?
-More VH talk.
-HIGH HORSE: Glade's big ugly lying spokeswoman.
-Fonzy Eyyyyys.
-Rambling.

Click this: dorktownepisode67.mp3

Dorktown 66: Old Fresno Podcasting

Welcome to what is known as the stain on Fresno's culture rug: Dorktown Podcast. Episode 66 is ready for downloading. It's not safe for work but perfectly fine for babies. What to expect:

• A little too much KISS and rambling open a podcast with.
• Old listeners have grown up and moved on.
• Good Fresno fake ID spots.
• Bells is glad the election is over.
• Downtown Bisla's was the best but The Sky Room is cool.
  
• The Fay Wray's get more Dorktown play.
• A Bell's HIGH HORSE.
• Fran Florez gets the Dorktown treatment.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

Listen to the podcast by clicking this: DorktownEpisode66.mp3

Dorktown Fair: Episode 65

Dorktown Podcast episode 65 is not safe for work and is all about this:

The hiatus is over, what's been happening? Nothing, that's what.
The Fresno Fair and restraining orders.
Death Magnetic talk.
"Live" remote from The Landmark's patio with Mike Oz and Vince from Sleepover Disaster.
Does Bells miss the Tower District?
Bells gets on his high horse.
An attempt to try and send it back out to The Landmark with Mike Oz, FAILS. An attempt at interviewing Ed and Adam from TVLGFHF, doesn't.
Armos keep to themselves.
Fresno Wabo talk - where's Sammy?
Fonzy Eyyys and Fulton Mall chicks.
Armenian Festival and old folks.
Mikey waits for the funny.

Listen to dorktown65.mp3

Contacting the show: mike@thefresnan.com, bells@dorktown.net, on myspace.

Episdoe 64: Internetland and Dorktownland collide

I want you to think about something before you listen to this podcast: Can you handle listening to a couple of rude jackasses cussing, drinking and talking about nonsense? If the answer is yes, then download this: DorktownInternetLandEpisode64.mp3

Some things to expect:

• A Fresnan ventures into Clovis?
• What Fresno women would you like to see in a bikini?
• Send Dorktown your gold!
• Fresno band "The Fay Wrays" kiss Mikey and Bells.
  
• Does a Fresno Starbucks need to be saved?
• Baskin and Robbins corporate will want to hear this.
• HIGH HORSE: Knock it off Kim! Knock it off!
• Bells yells at Internetland.

Listen to Episode 64

Dorktown 63: Give it one more try

We have returned with in-studio Fresno dorkness. Listen to Dorktown Episode 63. Be warned, rude language and rude Fresnans throughout.

-The FCC can't stop drinking on podcasts.
-Fresnans are tuff!
-Bells randomly checks on listeners.
-Hot Fresno breakfast spots.
-Timmy T controversy on The Fresnan.
-"Brodie Mash" answers questions from a dork.
-The "Front Row" pops up in Fresno in another form.
-Why is Ray Appleton so damn popular?
-FBomb drop.
-The Sleepover Disaster gets dorky.
-The return of the OR GAME.
-National Champion Diamond Dogs...with Pat Hill?
-Fonzy Eyyss.

Download: dorktownEpisode63.mp3

EPISODE 62: ONE DORKYASS PARTY

Listen to Episode 62

The first half of the show is clips from the Dorktown Three Year Anniversary Party. Second half is Mikey and a low volume Bells talking on the phone about why they had to talk on the phone...yep, it's as exciting as it sounds.

No real summary this time. You've just got to listen and try to enjoy. If you're new to the Dorktown Podcast, I'd like to warn you it's unprofessional, obnoxious and there is swearing throughout - nasty Fresnans.

click it: dorktown62.mp3

Dorktown Episode 61: Damn Near Three Years

Thank you for listening to this: DorktownEpisode61.mp3


-The Dorktown break wasn't long enough.
-Fresno owes Dorktown money.
-Tommy Boy Boyajian and his caucus.
-Ashley is flashing for votes.
-Tommy Lee's penis.
-Fresno State Football Coach Pat Hill on Dorktown...seriously.
-Chrysalis brings Barstow metal.

-DORKTOWN'S THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW AT STARLINE, JUNE 10TH!
-Fresno Podcast Report.
-Ed Stewart explains his new Fresno podcast.
-Beer break with The Overdubs.
-Mikey will buy you a beer.
-A lame Lost discussion.
-NEW SEGMENT: DO YOU TIP WHEN?
-Dorktown's FONZY EHHSS!
-Get drunk and call the Dorktown Hotline to leave a message: 559-224-2483.
-Fresno gets help from George Lucas.
-Email us: mike, bells, kim. Then check out The Fresnan.

*Download: Episode 61

Episode 60: Dorky Breathing

Welcome to our humble frescast. Please beware of nasty language throughout.
Click to listen or download: Dorktown Episode 60

-KICKASS BAD AUDIO THROUGHOUT!
-"Cats" at the Saroyan isn't all that.
-Clovis kicks out their drunks?
-What's wrong with the podcast? Listeners chime in. You can call and leave a message about our suckness: 559-224-2483.
-An old Mikey rival calls in.
-June 10th, Dave "The Snake" Sabo's cousin will be at Dorktown's Three Year Anniversary Party at Starline. The likely lineup: It'll Grow Back, Beandip, Tokyo Death March and Chrysalis.
-We placate the Bakersfield listeners with a NL Belardes interview. Check out his new documentary.
-Fonzy Ehhhsss.
-Thank you Bells. Thanks to interviewees Mike Oz, Heather Mclane, Caruthers Reggie and MissyT.
-This show was long.

listen: dorkybreathingEpisode60.mp3
CONTACTS:
mike@dorktown.net
bells@dorktown.net
kim@dorktown.net (Ask Kimburrrly a question to be answered on a future show!)

KimBurrr Dorks: Dorktown EP59

Kim Burrly

Listen to Dorktown Episode 59 [just click it!] HEADS UP: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR GRANDMAS.

-Dorktown puts Concordia, Kansas on the podcasting map.
-Apparently, Dorktown is the number four podcast in Fresno.
-Is Dorktown getting their ass kicked by The DUmb?
-Is there a band jinx on Dorktown?
-Tokyo Death March debuts on the show.
-NEW SEGMENT "ASK A ROLLER GIRL" DEBUTS WITH KIM BURRRLY! ( email Kim at kim@dorktown.net )
-Kim runs down Smog City's bout against Sonoma. Ever have to remove a skate from your 'giner?
-A Public House review of sorts.
-BIG DORKTOWN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!
-Becky does her best "Daisy".
-Fony Eyyysss.

Download Episode 59: kimburdorkEpisode59.mp3

Dorktown 58: Coach Cleavage

Raw adultness ahead. Keep this in mind before you listen to: Dorktown Episode 58.

-Lame live news reporting.
-Armenian shine boxes.
-Up yours to Fresno podcasts.
-Lola La Chola of the Smog City Roller Grrls returns to Dorktown.
-Stacy Johnson-Klien on ESPN - with bad echoing.

NEW DORKTOWN SEGMENT: ASK A ROLLER GRRL!
Email Kim Burrly of Smog City and she will answer any questions you might have for a Roller Girl. Any. Question. kim@dorktown.net

-Fresno band Elmo Marconi goes Dork.
-"Coach Cleavage" calls in and turns out to not be all that funny.
-The Fonzy Ayyss get out of control.

Download: CoachCleavageDork58.mp3

Dork Dork Rogue - Episode 57

You know by now, we ain't safe for work or moms. Knowing that, download this: Dorktown Episode 57


What to expect this time:
-Don't drive to Yosemite in the snow.
-Cops rule Fat Tuesday in the Tower.
-Bells-n-Mikey break down Fresno Magazine's "How Fresno are you?"
-Bells can't put up with the Club Fred name change.
-Mikey interviews the Bako/Fresno band The Dalloways.
-Fresno band Flight 409 gets a Dorktown style review.
-Pod-a-thon plans are made.
-The Rogue Festival will be covered by The Fresnan.
-Contact the show ya bastards: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

BANDS FEATURED IS THIS EPISODE:
-Duck Duck Goose.
-The Dalloways.
-Flight 409.

Download Episode 57: duckduckdork.mp3

Cafe Dorktown - Episode 56

As always, listen at your own risk; NSFM [Not Safe For Moms].

Start by downloading this file: cafedorktown56.mp3 (It's a large file so there's a longer download time than normal...sorry n shit)


Bells and Mikey return for 2008 with a good-n-longass show:

-Did Fresno State's Pat Hill leave Dorktown a review on iTunes?
-A special Fresno Celebrity version of the "Or Game"
-The Dalloways are having a CD release party at Starline on February 15th.
-Mikey heads to the Fulton Mall to hang out with Leo from Cafe Corazon.
-Bells and Mikey wrap it up with the Fonzy Ayyss.

BAND FEATURED IN EPISODE 56:
Duck Duck Goose.
The Dalloways.

cafedorktown56.mp3

New Years in Dorktown - Episode 55

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM DORKTOWN!

Download the latest: Dorktown Episode 55 [38:15]

Bands featured in Episode 55:
-Intro/outro music by Barstow's Duck Duck Goose.
-Song break by Fresno's Rademacher.

Some dorkyass (not safe for children) topics featured in Episode 55:
-Mikey, Bells, Derek and Producer Becky in studio.
-Canadian bootleg Christmas albums.
-A late and lame Van Halen in Fresno review.
-Fresno Magazine sells out to advertisers...imagine that.
-Stacy Johnson Klein rants.
-"If you've got some magic" from Rademacher.
-The West Hills College"comedian" calls Dorktown.
-Mikey still buys CDs, but does anybody else?
-An Oakland A's and nerd-themed High Horse.
-Fresno's DUI Checkpoints go national.
-Fonzy Eyyss....

Visit Dorktown's Myspace, home page and blog.

*Download this podcast: Dorktown Episode 55 [38:15]

A Fresno Dork Holiday: Episode 54

WELCOME FRESNO PODCASTING FANS! Listen to the latest:
Download Episode 54

-Was Milton Bradley bowling in Fresno?
-Fresno only needs a beach to be perfect.
-What's your Fresno checklist?
-Too many damn new Fresno restaurants.
-Van Halen pre-concert talk; Wolfie vs. Michael, Dave vs. Sammy.
-Has Mikey defected to Flowing With Famous?
-Dorktown will go on forever.
-Fresno band, Victory Jump, get some Dorktown play.
-A special Fresno Holiday themed "OR GAME"
-Time for Fonzy Ehhhs: Johnny and Turtle from Love the Captive. The Fresno Beehive. Fresno bloggers Ed and Adam. Fresno State football and Coach Fu-Manchu.
-Go to Mikey's blog The Fresnan and to Dorktown's Myspace,

dorktownholidayEP54.mp3
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Dorktown Episode 53: LOCKED AND LOADED

Hang-out folks and click to download: RageAgainstBellsDorktownEp53.mp3

-Tastes Like Fresno.
-Halloween and shit.
-Mommy Nature attacks Fresno.
-Ladies get saucy on Halloween.
-In The Tower Never Rescued provides a music break.
-Bells gets fucked up with Hillary in Operation Bakersfreedom.
-New Dorktown sponsor "Locked and Loaded" with Jilly Bo Hicks.
-THE new "move" for dudes is in a car wash.
-A Fresno podcast report: Dixiecast gone, Overdubs going strong, Flowing with Famous gets dorky.
-Fonzy Eyyyss: Go to Dorktown's myspace.
-Leave a drunk message at 559-224-2483!!! (24 hours a day)
-Read The Fresnan.

Download: RageAgainstBellsDorktownEp53.mp3

Episode 52: DARTH BECKY'S REVENGE!

Dorktown, The Fresnan, Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky brings you EPISODE 52:
DOWNLOAD THIS BASTARD: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

-One cat brings down Fresno City College.
-Indiana Jones brings his Crystal Skull to Fresno.
-Trump may return to the Running of the Horses.
-Hilary comes to Fresno.
-Bryan Zera leaves Fresno in the lurch...there's audio.
-Last Call still should be Zapps Park.
-Dorktown reviews Pangea.
-HateFX finally gets played on Dorktown and in Monterey.
-Mikey gets real...um...nerdy for Helmet's Page Hamilton.
-Page tells us a Fresno story.
-Becky reveals waaaaaay to much.
-Bells gives us a HIGH HORSE that Fresnans will love.
-Introducing the DORK CALENDER. Contact Mikey if you want your event to be dorky.
-Mikey is guest hosting on Move On UP November 9th.
-Fonzy aayyyyss.
-Paris Hilton rant.
-Becky wraps the mic and kills the listeners ears.
-Bryan Fitzgerald's fav's Your 33 Black Angels.

*Download this: Episode52:DarthBecky.mp3

EPISODE 51: Mikey and Bells suck

This show doesn't always kickass from start to finish. Sometimes it never kicks any ass at all. Is Episode 51 one of those times? Find out by downloading: Download maxdorkepisode51.mp3 (22736.4K)

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This, as always, is Not Safe For Work and your baby's ears. So ear-muff everyone else and listen too:

Van Halen coming to Fresno - Alice in Chains show reviewed - Smog City Roller Grrls' bout vs SJ Vixens - Selling out to Mr. Rude - Armo running for Fresno Mayor - Fresno Fair is fried - Victory Grill is ehhh - Me-N-Eds the best pizza in Fresno? - Mikey Announces his Blog/Website - Fonzy Ehhhs.

EPISODE 50: ROLLER DERBY DORKS

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You'll hear "Kim Burly" and "Lola La Chola" of Fresno's Smog City Roller Grrls, duke it out podcast style with Mikey, Bells, Producer Becky and Dorktown's Webcam.

Learn the important things about roller derby, like: Do the girls shirts get torn off during bouts? Is Bakersfield a real rival? Do the girls have guy groupies? Could the Fresno Wiffleball League run with Smog City?

Also, Mikey interviews Fresno writer/comedian/filmmaker Jaguar Bennett. Jag talks about being a comedian in Fresno and his documentary about Fresno...yes a documentary about FRESNO.

There's more than that, but ya gotta listen dorks.

*(Contact mike@dorktown.net with any questions about the show.)

rollerderbydorksEP50.mp3

EPISODE 49: Bad audio--sex--Fresno bars

Here is the mp3 file to download in all its drunk glory: Download Episode 49.
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Here is some of what you'll be listening to:
-First half of show is deleted due to drunk idiots.
-Aaron "The La Selva Beach Connection" calls the Dorkline.
-West Hills College Guy needs to be "taken care of"!
-Married people have sex?
-Less donuts for fat Fresnans.

-"Live" remote from new Northeast Fresno bar "Office...(something)" on Cedar and Nees.

-Is this Van Halen reunion for realsies?
-Coach Pathill Fumanchu calls the show from Reps and he's...got a hooker problem.
-Fonzy Eeeehhss: Sandpoint Idaho-Montana, Portland, Move On UP, Flowing With Famous, people that sign the Podcast Frappr map.

-We leave you with some bonus Super Lucky Catz recorded live during Episode 48 of Dorktown.

*Download Episode 49 of the Dorktown Podcast

Tweener Episode 2: Dorktown invades Fresno radio

It's an all new episode of Dorktown's bastard child "The Tweener". Click the file dorktowntweenerEP2.mp3 to listen to Episode two - or use this player:

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Here's what you're downloading:

MOU brings in the whole damn crew from Dorktown Podcast to talk it up. Some of what they talk about:

How to start up a Fresno podcast, other Fresno podcasters, music laws, how much swearing is allowed, late night calls, webcasting, people dig FRESNO, personalities from Fresno calling Dorktown, where's the Bullard Bell?, Fresno remotes, downtown Fresno's parking sucks...badly, calling up strippers, Devoya brings in the "Or Game", Move On Up's Podcast and - of course - much more.

**Move On UP can be heard in Fresno every Friday night from 7 to 8 on 88.1FM

Super Lucky Dorktown - Episode 48

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It only took 48 tries, but we have a Dorktown Podcast first: a live band on the show. It was worth the wait. Dorktown get the Super Lucky Catz to talk it up and perform live.

Download this file: SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3 [48:28] [44.3 MB]

SHOW RUNDOWN:
Bells is away, vacationing in damn Portland so Mikey is left all alone...well not all alone. Rob "The Voice", Brandon, Jen and Shadow from SLC, sit in for Bells.

-The Dorktown Webcam is up and running.
-Everyone chimes in on the whole River Park curfew mess.
-What does SLC think of Vam Fest?
-SLC talks about their first show, local venues and more.
-Rob and Jen speak candidly about their American Idol experience.

-Creator of Fresnofamous.com, Jarah, says goodbye to Fresno on Dorktown.

-SUPER LUCKY CATZ perform live (as the sound man works out some kinks).
-SLC keeps playin' (because they kick-ass)!

-Mikey tries to give out the "Fonzy Eeehhhss" to Joshua T, Dorktown's My spacers, Fresno Famous users and Bells, but classic Dorktown audio problems cut the show short.

Thanks for listening!
SuperLuckyDorktownEp48.mp3

Donald Trump - Fresno - Dio - Cerro Victoria - Chupacabra - D'Chips - Episode 47

-Here we are, download this NSFW beast: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3
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You'll be listening to this:
-DORKTOWN BREAKDOWN: Donald Trump, PGA and Running Horse. Sammy makes 80 mil'. Save Mart's "Victory Lane" sucked. James Dio comes to Fresno.

-Clip of Bryan Garza - from "Scissors for Lefty" - calling Dorktown [turn your volume down on this one.] The full interview can be found HERE.
-Sanger stories.
-VALLEY PODCAST REPORT: Mike Oz' Local Music Podcast. A Move on UP podcast has started. Flowing With Famous loses Jarah.
-Bells doesn't know what a Chupacabra is.\
-There are all kinds of Maddog 20/20
-Los Angeles band, Cerro Victoria, gets Dorktown play; catch them in Fresno on July 5th at the Crossroads.
-Dorktown gets a call from...um...South of someone's border...
-Fonzy Ehhss: Capistrano, Rosa Lindas Mexican restaurant, Maroo and more sushi in Fresno, Said the Gun to the Girl, Pizzaland, Love the Captive, everybody on our MySpace page and every Fresno Famous user.
-Dorktown FU's

Click to download and hang: doritochipdorksEP47.mp3

Show contact: mike@dorktown.net

Dorktown Presents: "The Tweener" podcast

Sometimes, nerdy audio happens in between episodes of Dorktown and it just can't wait for the next show. Well no longer, dorks.

Presenting a new podcasting idea from Dorktown called "The Tweener". It's not your standard episode of Dorktown, but it's in the same Fresnerd park....actually, this one is cool. Not dorky. Except for Mikey's breathing.

The first episode is a spesso one; On-the-brink-of-hitting-it-big-band, Scissors For Lefty's singer Bryan Garza (with an occasional appearance from brother Steven).
[FIRST, download this mp3: DorktownTweenerEP1.mp3]

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Then listen for stuff like:
-Playing a SFL dream show.
-Starting out in San Luis Obispo.
-The brotherly love of SFL.
-Making it in San Francisco.
-Where to see bands in "The City".
-What Fresno bands does Bryan like?
-SFL's show at the Starline.
-The new Album "Underhanded Romance", and much more.

If you want to SEE what Scissors For Lefty is all about, peep this Electronic Press Kit.

**Also on that Friday night bill are some big local bands: Beandip, El Olio Wolof, The Same Shape

Episode 46: Dorks Caught on Tape

Please begin downloading this [unsafe for childrens ears] file: videodorksEP46.mp3
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You'll listen to stuff like this:

-Live for the first time, Dorkam and chat simulcasting in dreary dork video.
-Live Dorktown chat-room is distracting to unprofessional podcasters.
-Bells thinks Dave and Busters is coming.
-River Park will have no parking.
-Is Disney audio really pushing "the edge" of podcasting?
-Ryan and "Caruthers Reggie" join.
-Pirates of the Caribbean audio overtakes the dorks. Listen hard and you might hear Jack Sparrow.
-"Or Game" is goin' on.
-JK from Atlanta lights up the Dorkline.
-Fresno's Police Copter finally gets on the podcast.
-Caruthers Fair VS Fresno Fair.
-Wiffleball talk seeps into the 'cast.
-Julie calls in; she can't make the Bullard High Class of '97 reunion, but Bells can.
-The Central Valley podcast report falls short of full coverage.
-Fonzy eeeehhhsss to folks like: Tony D, Bakersfield peeps, our new Myspace friends and hot tubs everywhere.
-The Sapranos ends.

videodorksEP46.mp3 [53:40]

We're Live on Stickam Saturday!

For an updcate on Saturday, download this: stickamdork.mp3

Or read this:
We are making Fresno podcasting history this Saturday night. The first ever podcast in Central California to go live in streaming audio and choppy-ass webcam video.

The podcast of which I speak is Dorktown - who else would do such a geeky event? And here is where you can come in.

Go to Stickam.com and sign up for an account. Then befriend Dorktown on Stickam. Now just show up online at 10:00 Pacific Saturday and hangout with nerds Bells and Mike as we talk Fresno and whatever.

You actually don't need a Stickam account to just listen and watch. Go to the Dorkcam page at ten and observe in anonymity.

Feel free to email me with any questions or topics. See ya Saturday night!

DorkCore: Episode 45

Capistrano

Sorry for the length of the download but it just had to be done, hang-out and click this: dorkcoreEpisode45.mp3 [58:21] If you don't want to wait for the download, just press play here:

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What kind of specialness will you be listening to?:

-Devoya from Move On Up joins Dorktown to talk KFSR, "Move" and (what else?) FRESNO [Westside liquor stores, fig parties] and underground Fresno media and underground helicopters.

-MiKeY gets a sweet interview with up-and-coming Morgan Hill band Capistrano. I'm gettin' this experimental-metal-grindcore stuff ... I like it.

-A kinda serious Grindcore debate

-More kick-shit Fresno talk.

-Dorktown heads out to "Sudz in the City"

-Fonzy eeeeehhhhhhhhs.

-A Mikey 'mashup' with The Shame Shape and Capistrano.

*Check out the Capistrano video at Fresno's Starline by Dorktown.

**CAPISTRANO WILL BE TOURING DORKTOWN CITIES THIS SUMMER: Santa Cruz, Phoenix, Portland and .... ahhhh .. PORTERVILLE?? Check this for details

Fahrenheit Dorks - Dorktown Episode 44

Do you listen to this podcast? Really? Damn, that's cool, well, you should listen to this new one...please download this: episode44dorkremote.mp3

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A SAMPLE OF WHAT YOU'LL BE LISTENING TO:
-The troubles of having a business downtown - parking sucks.
-A hot chick stands next to Bells.
-New Fresno/Bullard restaurant - Fahrenheit - gets a Dorktown rundown. Get to the N.E. corner of Shaw and West and go there...then order something...'cause it's good.
-104.1 New Rock Birthday Bash returns: Queens of the Stone Age, Plain White T's and Sum 41 come to Fresno.
-Why does the Mid-State Fair book bigger acts than the Fresno Fair?
-Crazy Riders.
-Fresno is better than every city in the history of cities.
-Bullard and Fresno City drama.
-Bells busts out an "OR GAME"
-FONZY EEHHHH'SSSS.

*Thanks for listening, check us out on Myspace and be our friend and stuff.

**If you would like another option for listening to this episode click

Podshow channel: Episode 44 and you get to hear the Kingpin of Podcasting - Adam Curry - before the show begins....holy shit, I guess.

Flowing With Dorktown

We here at Dorktown are stealing. We're stealing podcasts. But, at least we're on this one. Mikey and Bells make an appearance on Flowing With Famous, hosted by Jarah and Josh and engineered by Bryan - he makes it sound hella better than Dorktown.

Download it today by clicking: FlowingWithDorktown.mp3

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Episode 43: Dork Short

The tightest episode of the Dorktown Podcast ever. Bells and Mikey hang with Ford at Fresno's Lime Lite. Bells spoofs Mikey. That's the show.

Download won't you: Episode43.mp3

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Episode 42: Dork Pollution

Welcome Fresno and the world to another edition of the Dorktown Podcast!

Download Episode 42 and listen to the Fresno audio shitstorm:
DOWNLOAD ME: dorkpollution.mp3

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Here is a little bit of what you'll here this episode:

-Bells and Mike give out the Dorktown Awards for Fresno - think Fresno Bee's Peoples Choice Awards on crack.
-Sound Pollution's Brad and Chris talks podcasting with Mike.
-Dorktown travels to Arizona for the Tempe Beer Festival.
-A member of a prominate Fresno morning show calls the Dorktown Hotline.
-Fonzy Ehhs to things like: Bakotopia.com...

Thanks for listening bastards.

EPISODE 41: DORK IN THE GARDEN

Please, be gentle and download this adult podcast: dorkgarden41.mp3. Or use this:

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Some stuff to listen for in this episode:
-Bells tries to get pissed at Portland Assholes but it ain't happening. Mike breaks down Fresno Haters.

-Fresno podcast report: Free Thought Fresno - Flowing With Famous - Dorkfeed.

-Dorktown gets an impromtu interview with the author of Murder in the Garden: "Famous Crimes of Early Fresno County" from Fresno bar Moynihans Pub.

-Battle of the Bartenders audio.

-Fonzy Ehh's: Marissa

FRESNO BANDS TALKED ABOUT OR PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Rademacher
Beandip
Six Ounce Gloves
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dorkgardenep41.mp3

Mike Oz Blogs about Dorktown.

EPISODE 40.2: MORE "POD-A-THON"

It's the second half of Episode 40 "The Podathon." Bells and Mikey continue to wait for seven listeners to contact them. Does it finally happen? Is there another section on the way? Does any one give a shit?
Download this: Maspodathon.mp3
OR: Click here to use one of the several playing options that Podshow.com gives you for this episode.

BUT DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD FROM THIS POST FIRST: Episode 40.1

FRESNO BANDS PLAYED THIS EPISODE:
Pinkeye
Beandip


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EPISODE 40: THE POD-A-THON

Not only is this the Pod-a-thon, we are also trying a new thing with Podshow.com so don't be afraid if Adam Curry chimes in somewhere.

Here is the file to download Pod-a-thonEpisode40.mp3. You can also go to our new Podshow Channel and use one of the player options they have.

The Pod-a-thon show special summary is this: Bells and Mikey just hang and wait for seven Dorktown listeners to contact them. That's it, that's the show. They can't stop recording till they get the seven contacts. Are they still waiting? Download and find out.

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FRESNO BANDS PLAYED ON THIS EPISODE:
*Beandip
*The Dustups
*The Same Shape

DORKTOWN PODCAST-A-THON 2007

What the hell is this Podcast-a-thon thing Dorktown has been shoving down your throat?

Coming, this Saturday night, beginning at 10:00 Pacific...IT'S THE DORKTOWN POD-A-THON! Download this to find out more:
podathoncommercial.mp3
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Basically, what we need from the listeners is this: find a way to contact us during the show on Saturday night. We will keep taping the podcast until we're "contacted" seven times during the show. Here are the ways to contact us during taping.

--Come to the Dorktown Forum and post a reply in the OFFICIAL PODCAST-A-THON 2007 THREAD. If you don't have an account yet, just take a minute and sign up. We will post the thread around 9:00 Pacific time and you can start replying to it then.

--Call us during the show (after 10:00 on Saturday Feb 10th) at 559-224-2483 and you'll get yourself on the show and qualify as contacting us. If it's busy try again. If you get the answering machine that means the show is over and we actually got seven "contacts."

--Email us during the show. Starting at nine, if you email mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net. That counts and we thank you.

--Buy "You've Got The Ass." Yes, Chewbacca and the Rhythm Wookies have a song to download on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow this link: Wookie and if you look below you will be able to see where you can buy the song to download. Have fun with that one, it's the worst song off all-Fresno time.

If you are the 7th "Contacter..err..er", you'll when a free t-shirt (once we make some one day).

Check the Dorktown Forum for the fuckin' latest. Don't worry if you come in at like 11:00. There's a good chance we will still need your help.

This Saturday night, we NEED IT.

Fresno Mayor Pimpin': Podcast 39

BELLS DEATH TAPE:


PLEASE! Download Dorks Talkin' Fresno smack: pimpinpodcast39.mpg [53:26]. Give it a little time, it's a big one. You can also use the Odeo Player below.

-A quick talk about "rape" at Casa De Fruita.

-Is Dorktown going to upcoming Fresno rock shows?

-Dorktown finally heads out to Madera and talks with Dave Childers about the demise of "Get Out"..

-Dorks try and break down the Police reunion and Van Halen Reuniting - Wolfie in, Mikie out.

-Mayor Bubba cuts a "Orange Aid" commercial.

-Madera remote ain't done: Where's the place to eat in Madera?

-An impromtu interview in the Club Fred bathroom with Boney of the Argyle Pimps.

-More Dave Childers interviewing, this time with Fresno music and club talk.

-Dorktown's best listener calls the dorkline (559-224-2483) and requests a song for Wiffle Atlanta.

-Fonzy Ehhhs (keep checking the Message Board for deatails on podcast 40 and the "Pod-a-Thon". Vote for Fresno's Best Fresno band!

-Dorktown Podcast "finishes-off" the Argyle Pimps
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**Yes, we did "use" the unfortunate valley freeze to create a skit, but that doesn't mean we are heartless towards what some families are going through right now. Bells and I encourage you to make a donation to Community Food Bank to help out.
-Mike


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DORK FAMOUS: PODCAST 38 - PART TWO

This is part two of podcast 38. Part one is here: Part one of 38.
It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen. Download podcast 38 PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3. Or you can use the player below at the bottom of the post.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening. Here's the rundown of part two:

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.


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Famous Dork Parts: Podcast 38

It wouldn't be a Dorktown Podcast without audio problems; ignore the buzzing and please listen to/download podcast 38 - in two parts:

PART ONE: dtownfamous38Part1.mp3
PART TWO: dtownfamous38part2.mp3

*You can also go to the Dorktown Podcast Blog to use the players and get more information on the show.

LANGUAGE WARNING: There's a lot of naughty talk, take care listening.

PART ONE:
-Jarah and Joshua straighten out all of the Bee Famous controversy.
-What will happen to Famous when Sour Grapes goes away?
-What's the new name of Joshua's blog?
-Will Jarah post after she's gone?
-Bells still needs nude pics.
-Who painted over Marilyn?
-Clovis West sucks.
-Josh explains It'll Grow Back's name and Sweeds. (END OF PART ONE)

PART TWO:
-Bells puts a girl in a hospital at Fresno State AIR GUITAR!
-Jarah's not a Van Halen fan but she does like Extreme.
-MISTER RUDE!!!!!
-Fresno trivia.
-What happened to Fagan's?
-Strip club debate.
-Fulton Mall traffic.
-Dorktown Podcast spin off?
-The Fresno Bee folks kick ass.
-Don't fuck with Wham! Wham Wrap '07.
-The Fonzy Eeeeehhhh'ssss - Thanks Tony D', Jarah, Josh and Reid.

PART ONE:

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PART TWO:

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Dorkisode 37: Famous Sellouts

Picture taken by Jarah

Here we are again. Please download this one: dorkcast37.mp3. Or just press play and hang-out:

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The great Fresno Famous debate. Did Fresno Famous sellout?

Bells and Mikey rampage on another Fresno podcast - don't tell anyone.

Hot Fresno girl band gets some play: Rose Line - thanks to Sound Pollution

We found out what Chris Daniels and Brad have been up too: The Grey Area

The most Famous Fresno "old Fresno" discussion ever!

What do you want to hear and see from us in 2007? Email Mikey or
Bells and tell the idiots. Or call 559-224-2483.


dorkcast37.mp3 [40:22]

Podcast 36: Grog Dorks

Download this show: Podcast36.mp3 [48:56] - yep, it's a longin. If you don't like downloading, just hang and listen to the show on our Odeo player below.




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You will be hearing stuff like this:

-There are some new Fresno podcasts: Redwave Podcast and Dixiecast - we rip the hell out of their Fresno hating asses.
-High Horse comes back. C rips on people that...rip Fresno.
-Fresno/'Frisco and all of California's enviroments.
-Bells is pissed-off about Adam Carolla talking all kinds of Fresno.
-"Live" remote from new Fresno/Clovis bar, Grogs.
-Fresno DUI Checkpoints rule all other cities.
-Sounds Of Fresno game returns.
-Another Grogs pub remote.
-Coach Manchu calls the Dorkline - 559-224-2483.
-Dave Childers lights-up the Dorkline with big news about the Fresno Bee's "Get Out" monthly.
-Post your pictures to the new: Dorktown Picture Pool!!
-C is a weirdo.
-It is the Fonzy Eeeehhhhhss: Joel, Fresno Bee Hive, Hectic Films, Tony D', 80's Oakland A's pitchers, Heros Comics, Kevin Smith and Mallrats...
-Keep your head up for the Pod-a-Thon on podcast 37.
-Another Grogs remote.

Town. Dorktown. Podcast 35

As always, be very careful before listening to the show, it is filled with vulgarity. Not for children or even dogs ears: Download Podcast35.mp3

>Trent returns to represent Phoenix and compete for a whole FIVE DOLLARS, in James Bond trivia.
>Bells does our first live commercial. Make sure to Email Mikey if you want to sponsor Dorktown - I'd highly advise against that but...what the hell.
>A new brother podcast of Dorktown -
Falcons Cast - is now out.
>There will be an upcoming podcast-a-thon (show 37 probably) for Dorktown.
>Bryan Zera of All Good Things sits down to have a nice talk about life and Fresno and play an Or Game with Mikey at a Fresno Falcons game.
>Pat Hill's Fu-manchu calls the Dorktown listener line (559-224-2483) to cuss-out Mikey's beard, request dollar bills for Golddiggers and talk about how he "got" Stacy Johnson K. - sorry for the bad audio.
>Give out the Eeeeeeehhhhhsssss.
>A pissed-off call back.

Podcast35.mp3


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Dorktown 34: Atomic Dork

Download this now: AtomicCast34.mp3 and you will hear bad audio with things like:

-EVERYBODY HAS DORKMAIL.
-Is KRZR going away???
-Borat movie is taking over all of Fresno.
-Illegal Edwards theatre audio.
-Steve Perry albums.
-The Atomic Punks sound dead on VH in San Dieg. The audio goes to hell. Can you hear anybody talking? I can't.
-Should Van Halen be in the Hall Of Fame with Gary?
-K-Fed gets kicked out. Dorktown wrote about it: Chech it here!
-Dorktown has a YouTube Dorktown Channel
-Dorktown Odeo Channel.
-Give out the Eeeeeehhhhsssss.


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Podcast 33: San Diego drunk dorks

Don't download this show if you don't like hearing the "F" word or listening to drunk fools. If you're okay with that, try downloading this: SanDiegoDorks.mp3

Here is what to expect after downloading:

-Four drunks.
-Dorktown travels to San Diego to appease a listener.
-Memories of The Green House...sorta.
-An attempt at a Fresno State football discussion.
-A drunkin' breakdown.
-On air squabbling.
-Show starts to implode.
-Tower Records memories.
-The host has a breakdown.
-More attempts at a Tower discussion.
-The worst Fonzy Ehhhhhhsss ever.

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*Email Bells: Write to Bells
*Email MikeyC: MikeyC

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Borat is a Dork - Episode 32

Content is rude and language is raw, if you're okay with that then download this:
boratdork32.mp3

-Live ("live" meaning taped) from Curry Village, Bells goes down.
-Out of town Dorktown listeners write in to bitch.
-SoCal, OrCal and FresCal.
-I hope you wake-up with...
-Yosemite Valley report: COPS CURRY VILLAGE.
-Dorktown has a new Youtube channel: Dorktown Channel
-Top five Taco Bells in Fresno.
-The Big..big...BIG...BiG Fresno Fair.
-Fresno Famous segment gets pushed back.
-Dorktown gets out with the Eeeeehhhhhsss.
-Atwater produces.
-Fresno Falcon reports are coming on this damn podcast.

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